Monday 24 December 2007

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you all ....

x

Tuesday 27 November 2007

Its not that good tbh

It was funny this morning.. well sorta, I probably shouldn’t laugh at this like but well there was a old sorta guy on the bus and like he had something wrong with his hand, well anyway, he went to get off the bus and like he was standing waiting to get off and he had scratch at his trousers !! lolzaa

Anyway this man gets off the bus and stops still in the middle of the road, fag in his gub,, his bad hand and then the other hand he stands there pulling the trousers and pants no doubt out of his arse !! it made me chuckle !!

So last nights bus journey nothing that exciting but I feel I have to mention it only cause I thought whats the point !!

The 16 single decker comes up, packed, the 18 double decker comes up, gets packed, and I think im not gonna squeeze I cant be bothered with sweaty 6pm bodies squashed up beside me… so I wait for the next bus which happens to be another DD 18 however the bus driver tries to show that he wont stop cause the 18 infront .. so me and another woman stand there like !!!!!

However the fat hairy man pulls over as the other 18 moves and says in a rather abrupt nasty tone “ you could have got that one” we said it was full, he says “ If you didn’t see me you would have “ to which I reply NO, I was waiting on the next bus !!!!
Anyway he starts to move, cursing at the drivers in front and bringing up his glut !! Charming man he is not …. I thought hmm bit out of order, is job is to deliver people to where they want to be !! Anyway, I get off the bus at my stop and say ever so sweetly “ Thank you very much” and smile a big child like smile !!

Ha ! take that man of nastiness !!!

Last night I started to finish my gnome for my friend, it looks ok so far !!

The end

Wednesday 21 November 2007

Isnt it funny?

Excuse me please ! it really aint that hard, so why is it that the vile little man that I sat beside this morning couldn’t use it ???

He sat there making that throat clearing noise, uh huh… every minute, he obv had a problem like.. then he would snort and cough and sook in the snotters !! he was fat and repulsive ! retched little man… So when he wanted to get off he tried to just squeeze past me.. now normally this may have been ok however today I have 3 bags with me as im going home for the weekend !

So if he is reading EXCUSE ME! Works fucking wonders ! and if you want to be polite add on a little Please.. go on, just for comedy effect…

My day started off really good.. I awoke at the hour that was 6 of a 30ish and got up and got myself ready packed my bags for the east and headed off to get the bus all bright and earllllllllyyyy yeah !! but then.. then it happened !! Some cunt !! yes a cunt drove past and went into a big puddle and the water splashed !! and it went right down my left handside of me and onto my face and in my eye!!
So like im sitting on this bus total para that I got big dirty water marks on my face and a few folk are looking but I think that was just the seats they were in tbh.. but still !!

Im fine now though !!

I was at a craft fair the other day with my mate. It was put on by The Glasgow Craft Mafia… lolz gid name, anyway we had ordered a few drinks these were, one latte, cola and lemonade….
The geek behind the counter who had a sorta wheres wally look about him was like so, latte,cola n lemonade… I pause.. hmmm nah ..he wouldn’t…
There you go that’s blah blah blah.. um my mate says , we asked for a lemonade aswell.. Oh says wheres weirdo.. I thought you meant together… we all look at the murky peat water like concoction infront of us…. EH NAW!! We might be in a Vegan place n all that but really… Who fucking drinks Cola and Lemonade mixed together !

Wednesday 7 November 2007

My word

Why!

there is that word again.. it asks to much...

Today it is a bad word swimming in my silly head...

I hope it becomes a good word soon!

Tuesday 6 November 2007

Cow Killers??

Last night I got told that the cops killed a cow..

They killed this cow only cause it was walking down the motorway?


Wierd mate !

im complaining to the police !

Monday 5 November 2007

Why?

So my weekend, it was pretty strange but a good strange.. Friday was a mental day, you know that way I get all excited and then cry then be sick well… I cried L

My friend was coming back for a while, my other friend was leaving, my other friend had something to share and it just got toooo much for me and ended up crying my wee eyes out.. I think im gonna do a blog post of all my crying pictures, I take them every so often when I cry like a total dick !

Anyway, Saturday was much better I felt more calmer .. my mum came through and we went for lunch, then went to an exhibition in the lighthouse it was really good, we then went shopping… I was sooo tired but I had to go back to the East for a fancy dress party.. I was going as Amy Crackhouse, I had my syringe and everything.. had to get my dad to do my tattoos, never let a drunk father draw your tattoos… It was a really good night ,ended up waking myself up though by wanting to spew !! barf !! indeed !!

Hmmm so my mums washing machine was making a weird noise, so my dad took this apart… In it was a bra wire,tablets and £2.60 which was put on the lottery.. this got me and my mum thinking.. how much money is sucked away in a washing machine.. cause it was the bra wire that was stopping it going away..
Do you think men loose more than women? I mean really, who does empty their pockets before washing !!

So buses ,yeah! I got on the bus on Sunday there after returning from the East, on this bus was a man with a 20kg bag of long grain rice.. how odd I thought.. Anyway whilst passing the trongate I saw a boy coming out from peeing in the wee dookit bit.. what a little rankoid I thought and then he walks over to a fatty boom a latte stuffing her face with a mcdonalds.. (his mother) see where he gets it from then… So I get off the bus and goto the shop and who happens to be holding the door open for me!! Yup you got it it’s the wee peeing boy!! Hands unwashed !! fucking barf !! that’s why I have to wash my hands loads and loads and loads !! grot bags like that !!!

Talking of buses, why they always late a the smallest sign of rain !!!
I stood in the rain for like over 25mins, and I thought if im late im late big deal
But it was annoying,, so I eventually got to my work and I saw something that make me smile soooo much,,, Something sooo silly but it did.
It was 2 workies in there hyper glow tops pushing a car over the junction.. it made me lolzz anyway!!

Star jumps! Hmmm im not that impressed.

Thursday 1 November 2007

If you look inside a bucket

Hi

So with this recent change in the clocks it got me a little confussed shall we say?

Lets look at this...

BTCWB : I awoke at 6.30am it was dark, left house at 7.30am (ish) it was dark
ATCWB: I awake at 6.30am it is dark, leave the house at 7.30am (ish) it is light.

Actually lets not look at this, cause Ive completely forgot my point.. there is one and when I remember I shall post it here !

Oh Im sorry, im very confussed just now...

So many good things are happening just now :)

you know i need to think more before I write these blogs, i have loads to say and when it comes to me writting it down I forget :(

oh yes, lets talk about this .. I wrote a little script.

Person 1: You look like my friend
Person 2: Oh do I
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Do I look better

Lets stop here....take a look at this conversation and think

What if Person 1 said : Actually no, my friend is better than you.. then rile of a list of things thats are horrible about Person 2

Why does Person 2 ask such a silly question?

Strange....

Sometimes there is great loss to the blog world. it sux :(

Today the polish got on the bus... The gurl and her bf.. i think his name is Adam.. Anyway, 2 more polish got on, a father and son duo.. the father lolzzd at the paper and the son sat there slightly embarassed.... Then the 4 polish from the other day.. they get on the number 43 bus at Mcdonalds..
They come on the bus and all shake hands with the son and father.. it was nice... one of them eyes up the polish burd whos bf left her to get off at the Mcdonalds. I dont think he is that impressed.. Tbh im not either...

She gives poles a bad name !!

Tuesday 23 October 2007

Yes yes yall and you cant stop!

What can you do to make a person feel uncomfortable on a bus?
I was wondering this today whilst I was sitting on the bus next to someone.
We always keep a distance to the person next to us, either divided by our bags or a newspaper… We are happy to cram in to a bus but never sit close next to the person.
Fatties fatties fatties, I hate when that kind sit next to you on the bus…

So there was a fatty on the bus today, she sat at the front and she was all slouched arms crossed listening to her Tunes man! And I swear she was like a bear! A bear I say yes a bear. So she was all slouchy like and started yawning very loudly and one of the yawns held a burp!! Ewwww … I was thinking she was a loser when she was younger and never sat up the back of the bus when she was young, cause she wasn’t kewl, but now like she sitting up front pretending she is one of the kewl kids at the back… she then waddled off down the stairs ages before her stop of course, I know this person, I may ask her why she did this….

Another anniversary for me this month, it was 4 years of working at my job.. this to me is slightly depressing but at the same time it shows what a dedicated worker bee I am and that I don’t hate my job or the people that much…. I am now the loser !!!

Im also having another anniversary in 2 days time, it’s a year since I split with my fiancĂ©.. this is I don’t know.. its good, cause I feel I have improved as a person in a year. I have had a lot of help from many people and I am greatfull to them all for being there for me and encouraging me… So from November Im thinking its time now to start being more of the me I want to be.. the me I know that is inside …
This is me being gay!

I love the new lily allen song, like its amazing… its called Drivin me wild and Mmm it makes me think of happy stuff and this is good…
I like kewl songs and then you get folk whos fav song the now is like Spice gurls, or fucking take that or sugababes (u know it bbbabby) r u old skool rocking it? I think so ! much !!


Im making several cards today… I have decisions to make to and these are hard.

Yes yes yall, I rescued a non disabled easter chic , it was lying under the printer at work !

Lolzz at that fool saying Sooooo Coollll hahahhahaha
I joke you aint a fool

Wednesday 17 October 2007

confussion

In all the excitement of my hangover yesterday I forgot that it has been a year since I had stopped smoking!! A whole year My! My! My!, this makes me ever so excited and happy… It started off at first as I really need to do this, its rank.. then getting told yeah it is actually rank… (obv I new this already but !) yeah so i stopped and it was gid ....

im still confussed about this whole bus situation. you know the one, its where they are sitting down next to you or someone else and then 5miles before their stop they say(in a little whisper) "Excuse me please" so you let them up.. whats the deal with this??? why???

maybe i will ask one day

Thursday 4 October 2007

bus of smiles

I like when my bus goes past the back of the St E centre.. it makes me smile because I see the polish men and their moustaches at the bus stop waiting and then i see the window cleaners on the other side and there boss man all suited and booted.. This makes me smile :)

this is all i have to say :)

Friday 28 September 2007

The Story that people doubted !!

Omg !! well remember when I was telling you about that story I was going to tell you about the £1 shop ..yeah ? well here it is !!

Last week i went to the £1 shop.. I like to go in cause its full of crap and I love crap.. the more stuff i can fill up in my flat the better I say (i dont really but for the purpose of the blog i shall)

Anyway, I ventured in one Saturday not so long ago and I was browsing as you do and I found a kewl wee pumpkin bag thing they had you had to build it and just as I was putting it into my basket ! OMg!!! I heard loud shouting !!!
I turned round quickly to see 4 guys and 2 chicks!! (they were blacks from london would you believe) Omg !! they were shouting saying !! No NO No this is not how we do it in London !! this is not how we play that way!!
I started to panic.. got my phone ready (incase i had to do a quick twitter blog) and listened and watched carefully.. Suddenly the woman behind the counter says " Well we dont play that way in Scotland Yall ! " We need receipts if you want to bring something back !!

One of the guys starts to look really angry and the others are like " no no no " again and im like Omg !! shock !!!

and then something happens that I never would have thought would happen in the £1 shop.. one of the guys reaches for his pocket... oh no!!! a a a gun!!1

Nah it aint really , he just puts his hand in his pocket and they all leave the store...
after getting in trouble for blocking the door!!

Ha ! we dont play that way indeed.



the end

Sunday 23 September 2007

yas!

Standing at the bus stop this morning I felt like the bottle opener amongst a jakes carry out.. I was the only girl with 6 weird mate men..

One of them gets the bus guite a lot, he is an alky,, he always wears the same clothes and they are always dirty.. he has the large red nose, smoke stained hair and that classic bugsy man smell, he reaks! I have to hold my breath as I walk past him on the bus….

The other men were just strange…..

Whilst on this bus a woman and her mother got on and the first thing the daughter said was “ Would it hurt to crack a smile” I laughed at this cause she was talking about the bus driver and it was true…However it did get me thinking sometimes well a lot of the time I don’t reall look like im happy.. I don’t have that “Gies a smile” syndrome where I cant smile.Its just the way my mouth is BUT im always really happy.. so I decided maybe I should make myself smile ! Albeit I will look like a complete fanny but people will see im happy and smiles are catching (so they say)…


I got the night bus on Friday (I say night bus but it was only like 12ish) and this wee old man got on and I said to him “Do you want this seat” and he was like no hen, I like standing.. I also like dancing and walking… (what is this blind date?) So Mr Contestant No:1 Starts to laugh… OMG!!! Did you just hear that??? He laughs like a hyena, a budgie some were saying… it was sooo funny, it got everyone on the bus laughing… and he is like hhahahaha people always say that about my laugh ahahahhaa… it was nice to see that he joined in the fun.. He was a nice wee old man.

So that was it really.. ahh yes its been a while since I talked about the buses… Tomorrow I will tell you all the story of the South meets the North £1 battle !!!

My trainers smell

L

byeeee spoon lovers

Saturday 22 September 2007

I love my bus

It seems like ages since I last blogged here !!
It was ages I guess, it was the first time that they blocked myspaz from work actually..
Oh and look what has happened again !! its been blocked so back to Old Donnas for a wee blog or to !!

So whats been happening … well let me tell you..

Actually Ive not been up to much.. Ive been doing as much overtime as poss, working away 7 days a week most weeks !! crazy. Obv im doing it for more money but I don’t know what I want to do with it.. I was meant to goto The Dam but I changed my mind… So maybe I will put it away somewhere or invest it on something !!!

Or just spend it on clothes and silly sweetys and Halloween stuff.

So lets talk about Buses!! My fav subject it seems..
Ive had a few wee funny bus journeys over the last week.

Why is it that people like to sit on a bus with all the windows shut? I know its getting cold in the morning but come on !
Its 7.37am and my bus is full of workers going to work (most of these are workmen and the bus is stinkin!! Its like a giant duvet cover and my head is being held under to smell the champion of all farts!! all the corners are sealed and I can slowly feel the smell crawl into every orophis … I want to get off !!

Im sitting on the bus (it’s the 263 if you interested) its about 6.50pm the bus is busy and I decide Im gonna sit up front (sumtimes there is baddies on it) So I take my seat right at the front.. the bus is a bit smelly, there are crumbs on the seats that sit horizontal to the buses length, the shopping bit is filled with crisp pokes, empty bottles, abused papers and a small scummy child !. This bus truly is bogging !

Said scummy child is sitting with her fatty momma and her equally grotty brother.. what is this family ? Pigs ??

Sister Pig is sporting a messy blonde bobbled hair do,pink top covered in what I can only imagine is juice, sweet and slavour stains.. her face covered in food and Mud..lolz prob not mud but she looks like she has been playing in it..
She starts to sing I wish I was a punk rocker !! and brother pig joins in they take it in turns to sing words.. it sounds ok.. yeah they could earn a bob or two on the street.. there fatty momma hiding round the corner watching with her beady eye…

Pig brother starts up “ Listen, Listen, I will do a rap, this is rap”
The then starts to sing the same song putting a lil more depth into each lyric and making it last that little bit longer, then adds a little bit of attitude into the mix.
Pig sister is not amused… she goes back to singing her song her way… Onlookers look on disgusted by the mess and song..

Hmmm this story is long.. Anyway, it ends up by pig sister picking up some bottle that has been lying there.. some voice heps up from the back.. It’s the Boar of the bunch… Hoi Fatty Momma pig, stop her touching that!! WTF is the dad doing up the back of the bus !!! Hmmm I don’t know if I would want to be associated with them either I guess..

Sooooo I have another bus story and a £1 shop story but I save them for next time !!!

Take care and god speed whatever

x

Wednesday 25 April 2007

la la lalala

Ahhhh the good old Jumble sale blogs… You know you all love them.. not

Well as I have a lot to say I will try and keep it short…

Had a half day yesterday, on the most wettest day ive seen in a while, got soaked !!
Lolz but when don’t I.. My jeans are always to long and get soaked, they sooookkk up the water and it soon appears at my knees… I like this in a way..

Ohhh I also like the noise of men scratching there stuble, it’s a nice noise and for some reason it turns me on… -scratch,scratch-

Back to the wet half day story, sooo my bus comes it’s the number 62 (but going east not west im not back in the day you see) So I say to the bus driver, do you go down The Forge.. (I don’t say mate cause he is not my mate and I don’t say these things)
He looks at me… “The Forge” I say… Again he looks and then points to round the corner, and says “I go there” hmmmm.. Yes well very good, yes, .. Yes he is polish and this makes me smile J The people behind inform me that yes this bus does goto The Forge..
Soo the reason I smiled re the polish bus driver is cause I love this.. you have no idea how much I love that we have polish people here.. I just imagine this new race.. (hmmm does that seem racist?) its like the southpark with the aliens but of course we are not all gonna end up bumming.. I just like the fact that we may end up this kewl like community of Polish/Scots, I know there are other people here aswell from far off lands and just down the road but like it’s a big thing just now, you know..
Anyway, it makes me smile and I love it,, I want polish friends !!!

Aye so that’s that, I end up at the forge get to asda get what I need and head for the bus stop, Now cause im going back to my place of homeliness I can get one bus from this bus stop, yes one bus.. now this bus comes after every bus .. I swear like 3 40s pass and then some more and then in the distance you see it… You see the old rickety double decker slowly drawing closer to the stop.. The left door swings open and then slowly but surely the right swings open.. I love this bus.. always the rickety broken doored 43 .. It makes me smile..

Ooopss missed out the point of the bus stop… There was this wee ginger boy there , he was around I would say 7 maybe, all trackied up, shaved heed with a pattern cut into it..little diamonte earing, Obviously he was using the bling to try and distract from his ginger hair.. Hmm it didn’t work..
Anyway the wee fucker!! (yes I did just call him that) well he was standing there and he just fucking spat !! like gobbed on the ground infront of his mother (she tried to bleach the ginger out her own mop) and also infront of old people and ME!!!! I hate folk spitting for the sake of it.. then some other cunt done it to, he was older but still,
FUCK OFF YOU MINGING FUCKS!!!
Also why do old men feel they always have to moan about buses.. I know I sorta moaned before about it, but I turned it round to something good, this old man sat at the bus stop moaning about the buses, then his bus comes, and what !!! he doesn’t fucking get on it !!!! he just walks away !!!!!
Is that how you spend your beige pee riddend days ??? sitting moaning at bus stops??
Try the bingo mate !!!

So next I was on my 43 bus that makes me smile and there is some skanks up the back.. well as “The Bus Driver” says Pram faces!! So anyway, all I hear is skank face shouting “ see that wee fucking prick, im gonni kick fuck oot him”
Then she starts saying to her wain, “manners, manners” cause it think she was giving him something to eat, no doubt an ‘E’ or something.. anyway she keeps doing that, and then all of a sudden the wain hits her and she says goni no fucking hit me ya wee bastard!! (was this the manners she was talking about?) I was shocked, anyway, it continues with her swearing her wee (well huge) arse off infront of the wain and then her BF says something to her, and she is all like, “im no gonni say whit I would love tae dae” and this was in regards to the wain..
Now obv folk are totally disgusted with them and they soon get off the bus but fuck me you should have seen the state of them.. Skanky,clarty fucking bastards!!!

Last night I was at the Stand seeing Red Raw.. Teddy was doing his topicals. So we thought we would all go along..
I really enjoyed myself, nearly every act made me piss myself laughing, a few not so funny,
I cant really remember there names, cause there was to much clapping (good thing) as they were being introduced..However the 1st guy on it was his first time and he was nervous but he was funny, I liked his stuff and he made me laugh a lot. I cant really remember the order after that, the man with the red tshirt from England was really really funny.. then this guy whos name I do know “ “ was sooo funny, I mean really really really funny … so I would def say check him out… oh they were all gid J they made me laugh like a hyinna on helium.. Anyway ended up in pub after, couldn’t face drink, couldn’t be sick in pub loo either cause the loo smelled so went back upstairs to the group.. hmm drunken fone calls are never good L

Anyway, got home and spewed.. never a nice thing.. nor is it when you get into your bed, pop the light out and then dizzy dizzy light on, toilet, spew, lie with light on in bed till pass out…. Wake up to find out passed out with light on, light off sleep

Get up at 6.30am blah , my eyes still look drunk .. time to get ready for work.

Tuesday 10 April 2007

sandwiches??

Where do you start?

(do you know??)
This weekend has been strange..

Sometimes I do wish that folk didnt know it was me on here...
I talk about things a lot, I like to tell people stuff however sometimes I cant.. and that to me sucks… cause they will read it, and automatically you all think its bad...

Maybe I start a new secret blog ?? Hmmmm I might..

Well today I came back to this little Gem in the panty pad email:


Can I have my diamante studded crotchless thong back please? Even though it doesnt fit me as I am a 27 year old male.lol

A male? I rather say a sad loser... his email add lolzzz well he admires the fish put it that way...

Sooo Thursday night I went out with work, it was the whole get together thing, there was a dj,quiz and cheap drink :) sooo I got totally pissed,our team "The fanny tashers" won 1st prize £100 squid.. that went on drink and i danced my little heart out... My mate then came and got me... he was subject to foul language by an arse...

Things then got better :)

Friday ummmm I cant remember what happened friday actually... all I remember is being woken up at the back of 3am !!! then 1 hr later... tut tut..


Sat ... Smile, Walk in park, Smile ... choooooo chooooooo



I go home to G-mouth...

I play the WII, try on my dress, coat a couch in drink, go up town get drunk return home to bed where pass out...

Sunday: Smile

Monday: Bored during day, finish my kitchen tiles (they look gid) head to pub at night with lynds, we goto polo and dels, then up to campus, meet up with some young boys lolzzzz

all good... get in back of 3, sleep at 4 up at 6.30

Work :( groan.....

So I had a good weekend filled up with Smiles and curry n chips :)

What does the week hold???

I got a teaspoon from the Bus Driver !! Cheers for that :) not stolen though.. grrrr
I saw a pretty nose to :) I love noses...
also saw some rude words !!!

Wednesday 4 April 2007

The mind boggles at the lack of thought of a hedgehogg

WELL WELL WELL,

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS WEATHER?? ISNT IT JUST GORGEOUS!!
YES VERY!!

I HAD A WEE HALF DAY YESTERDAY SO I WALKED HOME, AS I STROLLED THROUGH GLASGOW GREEN THE BLOSSOM FALLING FROM THE TREES A BIG SMILE APPEARED ON MY FACE…
FOLK MUST THINK IM A RETARD SMILING ALL THE TIME.. AGAIN TODAY I WAS PISSING MYSELF ON THE BUS TO RADIO 1… I CANT HELP BUT DO IT…

SO LAST NIGHT I WATCHED THAT CHANNEL PROG ON CHANNEL 4 IT WAS ABOUT EUNUCHS HOWEVER I SHALL CALL THEM EWOKS

REALLY THE SAME BOTH FURRY LITTLE THINGS..
ANYWAY THIS PROG WAS ABOUT MEN WHO DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE THERE BALLS, THEY BASICALLY WANTED TO BE CASTRATED..
NOW I FOUND THIS QUITE INTERESTING CAUSE PEOPLE WERE CALLING THEM FREAKS AND WHAT NOT..
NOW REALLY WOULD YOU CALL A MAN WHO HAD CANCER AND HAD TO GET HIS BALLS REMOVED A FREAK?? NO YOU WOULDN’T..
WHAT ELSE I FOUND STRANGE WAS THE FACT THAT NO DOCTOR WOULD REALLY DO IT, NOW WHY IS IT THEY ARE QUITE HAPPY TO PERFORM BREAST AND PENIS ENLARGEMENTS ON PEOPLE BUT NOT REMOVE BALLS?
SURELY ITS UP TO THE PERSON.. WHILE SOME DONE IT AT THE AGE OF 20 I THOUGHT MAYBE A BIT EARLY HOWEVER AGAIN EACH TO THERE OWN, THAT’S WHAT MAKES US AN INTERESTIN BUNCH..
THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY WHO WAS PRIEST AND HE HAD HIS REMOVED AND A VAG MADE BUT HEY KEPT HIS DICK..
I FOUND IT STRANGE THAT THEY ALL GOT THERE BALLS REMOVED YET THEY KEPT THERE DICKS..
ONE GUY EVEN DONE IT HIMSELF WITH THE THINGS FARMERS USE..
ALL I THOUGHT WAS
~CRUNCH~

AGAIN ANOTHER GORGEOUS DAY AND I PLAN TO WALK HOME.. I LOVE WHEN ITS LIKE THIS.

WHY IS IT WHEN I ALWAYS GO TO WRITE THIS BLOG I FORGET WHAT I HAVE TO SAY???

ITS EASTER IN WORK TODAY AND THERE ARE LITTLE YELLOW CHICK THINGS ABOUT, I HAVE PICKED UP 2 AND THEY ARE BOTH DEFORMED, POOR WEE THINGS.. OHHH TODAY A BIRD FLEW INTO A BUS STOP MOMENTS BEFORE I ARRIVED.. IT WAS LYING THERE ALL DAZED AND CONFUSSED, I FELT BAD FOR IT, I JUST HAVE A FEELING SOMEONE IS GONNA COME AND STAND ON IT.. THANK GOODNESS IM NOT GETTING THE BUS HOME OR I WOULD BE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW..
WHY DO I WORRY ABOUT THESE THINGS???


SO MY TILING IS GOING WELL, ITS LOOKING REALLY NICE, HOWEVER THE ROBOT IS NOT AND I NEED TO HAVE THESE MADE!! BUT IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN SO IM ANNOYED AT MYSELF...


ANYWAY.. IM FINISHED IN 17 MINS SO I BEST GET SOME WORK DONE,

OH WAIT GOT MY BREAK FIRST...


Saturday 31 March 2007

A Day of Days

Well well well, if it isnt 6 months since i stopped smoking !!!!!


WELL DONE ME!!!!


I aint one to blow my own trumpet in that but I am sooooo soooo happy and proud of myself that I have stuck it out... Not so proud that Im skint this month as I cant stop wasting money on phone. £115 this month, makes me want to throw up!!!!


Speaking of throwing up , last night I went out with Elle and Steph over to Weatherspoons then headed off to the loft in the west end where we met up with "The BusDriver" and his birthday crew..


It was good fun, v v busy :) then went off to the Oran M and got v v drunk and danced.. I love dancing there, its fun :) Saw many a nice thing in there !! There were a group of 3 gurls and Im sure the boys will remember that 2 of them had such fine Asses hahahhahaha... Bumping n Grinding!! Shake that ass for me, said shake that ass for me !! ! lolzzz


Then went across to the Dead Eyed woman van (she had a helper this time) I got a cheeseburger, NO Onion

it was ok, i binned most of it.. Jumped into a taxi with the bus drivers flat mate and went back to there plush pad, it was a gorgeous wee flat, then stayed for a wee bit.. then walked round the road....


soooooooooooo

this morning this is me


So Im ill sooo hungover, but thats what I get for drinking and staying up late, I was nearly up for 24hours, 2 hours shy !! lolz if only I had stayed up lolz,
so this morning im at work 10 am till 2pm :( Im being sick and its green rank!!!!
Today my parents are coming through, my dad is as bad as me, he is putting up my tiles today ;) yeahhhhhhh..
was meant to go out tonight however Im very poor (180 to last me) and im hungover to... so I think a night on the couch is what I need, shame cause I bought a nice skirt to go out in :(
I might be tempted but I doubt it, I need to have my serious thinking hat on..
Still another gorgeous day outside :)
BBQ time is coming !!!! heheheheheh

Thursday 29 March 2007

Sexy sexy

Blah,

The other day I was listening to the radio in the morning laughing away again as its funny when this song came on the radio

Natasha Bedingfield. I wanna have your babies.. (thats the song)

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,
But what if it don't?
What happens in my head stays in my head,
But sometimes it won't.
What if you knew what I was thinking?
Would it make you like "Whoa!"?I don't wanna risk putting my foot in this
So I keep my mouth closed.

Chorus:

All you hear is "Uh uh uh uh uh uh"
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shoutWhoops!
Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out? (oow yeah)
I wanna have your babies
You're serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

Verse:
'Cause in my head there's a slot machine
And I'm betting you're the one in my hopes and dreams
La la la la la, la la la la la la laLa la la la la, la la, la la...
Trust me it'd scare you
If you knew what was going on in my brain
Trust me it'd scare you
That I picked out the church, or the schools or the names
If you knew it was all about you
Every wish, every candle, every coin in the fountain
Trust me it'd scare you

Ayeeeeeee so basically the gurls a fucking FREAK!!! She gives us gurls a bad name.. You dont tell a guy you want to have there babies,that you picked out the names !!! oh my god !!!

She is hot like but fuck freakky :) she says so herself :)

So it seems I have another stalker.... Now saying that makes me feel bad cause some other folk have been txtn me and I dont want them to think its them Im talking about..

It aint you or you for that matter and it def aint you!!

I really should start blogging about my stalkers, well this was the whole point of this blog but I decided not to bother.. but I think I might.. muahahhahaha..

Some say I bring it on myself... Not all the time I dont !!!
I onced got stalked and assulted in Tesco !! I was ever so scared, he overpowered me with his weapon......

Wednesday 28 March 2007

Sex,lies and wanking

Its one of those mornings, it starts off damp and you can feel it.. It reminds me of summer mornings waking up from camping out your back garden the grass damp underfoot… I love that.. I love hearing the birds early in the morning cause you could never sleep properly in a tent in your back garden…

I have a half day today so Im hoping the weather perks up a bit. Im really not doing much, I have some D.I.Y to take care.. Im getting new tiles put up this weekend so I had to remove the old ones, I was slightly worried that I may put a hole in the plaster board but Ive actually surprised myself.. I love doing things like this so I tried my best not to make a mess, it took me an hour to remove them all which I think is pretty good going, I only cracked 3 or something J yeeeahhhhh me !! I also time manged and glossed my door first so when that was drying I removed tiles. Again Yeahhhhhh me!!!

My boiler man is coming around again..Its costs an awful lot of money and I feel bad that I am making my landlord pay this, I should have shopped around.. I said to the guy last night would it not be cheaper to get a new boiler.. (my dad told me they can cost just under £400 +) and the guy was like yeah I can get on and install it for £800.. nah mate I think I might just ask my dad to do that!! £400 for what????

Anyway, Also yesterday I had this thing at work and the guy was a total dick.. the way he spoke to people !! geezzz ohh what a cheek… I tried my best to stick up for myself I think I managed it !!!

What is it with people also doing this: a bin is moved at work and someone comments “whats going on here” FFS !! so what if the bin aint under your desk!! I mean really.. get a fucking life, and yes I know I should get a double life cause Im bloggin about it, but it bugs me!!

So back to the positive stuff… I have a secondement at work which is good, a wee change J
Speaking of change actually, someone stole money from my drawer at work!! It wasn’t even my money…some people even steal food…

I shouldn’t complain really I have nothing to complain about.. Everything at the moment seems to be going my way..

Sorry for the moans

Saturday 24 March 2007

Raggy Dolls

On thursday night I went out to see Teddy in his One man show in Bar Brel it was called Bittersweet: Teddy Bears...


The name is ever so true, this boy is bitter bitter bitter.. lolz but ever so funny with it..
(ps he also has a cute sensitive side)


The night started with me going for a quick work drink with some friends and my duck (hubert) I then headed home to clean up a bit and start drinking.. my mate Dougie arrived and helped drink the delights my fridge held and ate my Toffife.. yummmmm


eventually we left and ran for the number 18 or 16 bus I cant mind, maybe The Craig can remind us as he was driving the bus.. well so Dougie thought.. Anyway we get off our little bus and jump into Little Italy where we enjoy a yummy little Cheese and Tomato pizza slice..
then Mr Allador popped in and said hey hey hey before leaving to go and attend to Teddy..


Aye so that was that, headed for Brel, got ID by what turns out to be a 23 year old called Camzi!!! Oi Oi Oi North London Big up!!! aye aye


anyway Teddys show was fantastic, he made me laugh ever so much.. The woman next to me also made me laugh though, whilst Teddy was saying how much of a cunt he was and how he had done this and that, the woman beside me kept making Verbal agreements.. Does one know Teddy I thought ?? Hmmmm


lolz, it was really good so well done Teddy ;)


We then headed for the Oran M where we drank some more and danced.. they were playing the best music and i had great fun and I got to see some dodgy shoes with handlebar moustache and I met a tech teacher !!!! we talked robot !!!

So after watching Teddy and Allan working the dance floor the music stopped.. Was it there faults for showing off with there moves??? hmmm


We then fannied about a bit outside and then went for a burger !!!! Iwont say the name of the place.. where I was told not to look into her eyes of the lady as they were dead!!! oh my and she managed to cook burgers! My burger was ok, i can still taste the onions.. I met some interesting people at the burger van :) I met a man with a nice nose who was an animator and had a rescue dog called Miguel.. that man was kewl ;) I watched as the boys devoured there Scooby snax and contemplating having another. lolz greedy fux.


We eventually got in a taxi and i went to bed.. back of 3 in the morning with me getting up at 7 next day I felt rough at work but they were kind enough to send me home on a half day :) woot woot..


Anyway , I had a really good night, I met some really nice people,laughed loads,got drunk and had a good wee dance.. In my book thats a GID night !!!.


Here are some pics.. All looking a lil worse for wear, the last is the funniest cause we look like a bunch of rejects !!! Mon the rejects!!!


Thursday 22 March 2007

cocka leekie soup!!! all that way just for a chicken

I have nothing to say ohhhhh viennaaaaaaa !!

Im very very tired today :( I planned for an early night however however I didnt get it..

Oh oh just rememberd, last night my txt got read out on Radio 1.. lolz
they were asking for secret facts about the place you are from, So I said that the old part of where im from smells of ribenna and sweetcorn I kid you not and they said it on the radio but thought I was kidding but really im not.. it made me smile that they read it out :)

I drink tooo much irn bru.. My cousin does to, is it a family thing?? I love the stuff i really do.. its good for everything :) but not with tomato soup cause sometimes it makes me feel sick...

Tonight im going for a wee quick drink after work then home and my mate coming round and we having a drink then we are off to see Teddy at Bar Brel done the poncey ashton lane..

It should be good.. then hopefully go for a few to many drinks after and turn up for work very very hungover.. but of course I would have drank a gallon of irn bru so that may make me better...

Yo yo yo Check it !!!

If i think of anything exciting I will let you know..
I need to get some pics up on here...

Holla

Wednesday 21 March 2007

Guzzle guzzle

Hellooooooooo
How are we all today??
Good :)
Well well well I have decided I am going to make something from Juice cans.. yes wierdo.. but im gonna cut them up and make this.. its gonna look good if I get it to work..I want to make a robot.. I have a wee pash for the robot..



here are some pics..




























How wicked are those wee guys?? Well they on a kewl website called...



I would like one, however im gonna try and make one and well its either gonna be shite or really fucking good....

place your bets now!

So yesterday I told you about that skanky ass boy,well today I saw him again
This time looking even skankier, he is well a clart, he had minging minging trousers on, they were all covered in yuk.. and wait for it, he had a bottle of bru!! Yes a glass bottle.. he was taking a swally oot it !! Guzzle Guzzle.. and to think he prob shared it wif his skank ass mate to and then it would be a like a sewage plant at the bottom..you know the last inch is always slavies...


I also saw this on the bus just before rank boy was there..

It was a wee woman outside Somerfield you know the one next to fat boabs at St E's well i swear that is the skankiest somerfield ever.. well anyway the wee cleaner woman was outside with this wee beast..

obviously it wasnt as nice as this one cause its skanky somerfield and well she had it with its wee nozle at the front and she was pulling at it and then all this dirty ass skank water just poured out onto the street infront it was soooooo fucking rank, i wanted to barf!! then then yeah there is more, driving past the windows of somerfield it looked like it had spew all over the window.. wouldnt surpise me like but it was prob just a pizza but it did look like spew!!
Who does that?? Spew or Pizza its still wrong to do it on windows.. I have to ask.. would you do it at home?? nah you wouldnt !! Fuckers
I have nothing much else to say really...
goodbye

Power power crazy pop!





I love the 80's and when I heard this Song Acceptable in the 80's I loved it straight away!! So much so that........




It was acceptable in the 80s


It was acceptable at the time


It was acceptable in the 80s


It was acceptable at the time


I've got love for you


If you were born in the 80s, the 80s


I've got hugs for you


If you were born in the 80s, the 80s


I'll do things for you


If you were born in the 80s, the 80s


I've got hugs for you


If you were born in the 80s


Yeah It was acceptable in the 80s


It was acceptable at the time


It was acceptable in the 80s


It was acceptable at the time


I've got love for you


If you were born in the 80s, the 80s


I've got hugs for you


If you were born in the 80s, the 80s


I'll do things for you


If you were born in the 80s, the 80s


I've got hugs for you


If you were born in the 80s Yeah



Power Pop? Power Pop Pedo more like

Tuesday 20 March 2007

Power up!!!

I love listening to the radio in the morning, ive not done it in a while but Ive forgot just how good it is.. I love Chris moyles he makes me laugh sooooo much..(not all would agree) I love just standing at the bus stop and smiling away like a fool, people must think im nuts but I just cant help it.. plus a smile is catching so I guess its good... the bad thing being is hearing a good song always makes me want to dance and I sometimes find myself shaking my hips a bit...




What is this thing on tv just now, Power Brand?? So far I have seen them advertise:







and



So what is this PowerBrand advertisement?? Ive recently saw it...

another advert that I love, which I saw a couple of weeks ago is the Lynx one, yeah yeah i know everyone will love it but it is good, it makes me smile...

Why is tomato soup sooo good with buttered crispy rolls? tell me why???

Im having that for lunch today.. damn forgot to take my mince out the freezer!!

My flat is like a freezer just now, it was sooo cold this morning, im still waiting on Mr Pervy Plumber to get back in touch with me...he better get back in touch...

Aye i dont have much to say today, just wanted to find out about Powerbrand really...

Monday 19 March 2007

misbehaving = that prog on chan 4 tonight at 8pm lolz

Good afternoon dedicated readers of 3 !


I really need to get more readers but im lazy and im just hoping that people will just drop by you know.. Its not important if they do cause im not looking for readers.. I just like to talk so if I talk here it means well it means im better behaved you see :) (ok im trying) Some folk really do look dirty dont they..
I aint really talking about this guy above but well this morning as my bus passed Mcdonalds,Mcdonalds, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.... corner I saw this pure skanking guy, he was dressed in those horrible jackets. ummm what ones are they they are like red and they come down to the waist where they have a little extra bit.. fuck knows they skanky anyway so this guy was wearing this and joggy bottoms the jersey type ones.. and well his face ewwwww I swear it needed a gid scrub !!!!!.. Anyway...

The Good Food Guide

Some folk eh! Think they are all la de da food coniseours n that just cause they drink wine (white) n (only during the day of course)

Mintos
Fizz Whiz
Skittles
And cola.

lolz misbehaving !


So im a wee bit annoyed that I missed this but well its not passed my 150th day of non smoking !!.. today its 155 days.. im happy with this yes.. I was thinking today when someone light up at the bus stop.. I didn’t think about a cig yesterday.. Sooo Im happy.


I was on the bus the other day coming back from Asda..(oh my life is exciting)
And there were 2 wee gurls n there mum and the wee lassie was soooo funny, she must have been about 4 or 5 and they were going to the cemetery to lay some flowers (well I hope after the convo) however the wee one was like
“ ma there are wans in there that are like wan n that aint there, even wans that were like zero, that’s like the smallest number aint it, it is aye”
then she was like

“can we take pics aw that wee wan that was wan year old n aww the wee kids are greeting beside”

then she was all like

“ Monday Monday Monday, everybodys always going on about Monday”

I swear she cracked me up, she was talking about how they got lost before when they were going.. she is a right we character…

Aye so that was that…
disclaimer i was only joking re good food guide

X-rated at my dentist



Friday...

I was back up at the dental hospital again getting.. the cute dentist whisked me away to a wee room where he wedged something hard into my mouth, it hurt :( it made me bleed, he then zapped me with something that mezmorised me!! Zappppp zappp.. 5 mins later he removed this hard thing and within a couple of mins I had a lovely xray of my bad tooth... next he decide to inject another large object into my mouth this time it squirted funny stuff into my gum... ohh it was big and it felt soooo nice.. I love jags :) anyway the afternoon consisted on many a double entendres which I love.... its fucked up to think i get turned on by the dentist i mean, he is cute, he had his fingers in my mouth and the facial expressions he made whilst concentrating Mmmmm.. I love the way mouths look when they are doing things.. anyway,

i have to go back to the dentist.. what a shame lolz...

So three and a half hours later I am peeled from the dentist chair and head to get my mates in Est Est .. there i drink copius amount of heineken (it tastes citrus) then eat some garlic bread and chips.. (amazing garlic bread) have a cutie with a greek nose (i love noses) steal me a teaspoon... I then head for Reflex.. my my its gayer than gay in this place but i love it... talking of 80s i love this song : Calvin Harris Acceptable In The 80s its sooooo amazing.. it had me dancing away in my bathroom.. aye so end up leaving there to go get my mate in a secret location lolz, anyway its strange that someone can be soooo nice but really they do nothing for you... and its like a horse.. wierd wierd wierd... (i shall regret saying that) So I wasnt well I had to get home A.S.A.P so I jumped a taxi and spoke to another mate on the fone, i remember telling him I had to go.. now, now now... It was at that point that i felt it.. you know that way where your mouth waters and you know you are gonna be sick… on no!! well I didn’t know what to do,
Be sick in the cab and pay a hefty fine or ask him to stop and risk him not letting me back in cab… Sooo I done what all good lil gurls should do and well I swallowed…

How rank!! I don’t mind much else about that night..

Friday 16 March 2007

The wierd and what is wonderfull world of Gum Tree

I love .....

http://www.gumtree.co.uk/ it rocks my socks

I have a laugh at this everyday the msgs people leave looking for folk or just folk looking for jobs loads of random shite.....

Anyway we were bored at work and stumpled across this:

im a tall glaswegian male, very happy with my body and happy to show it off, mid twenties with good knowledge of life and can hold an interesting conversation.i am happy to come round to yours undress, and while naked perform any tasks you have for me, i take direction well and dont mind being handled.light cleaning, dinner parties, girls nights in, ann summers etc so just sit and watch me.i can supply references, measurements and photos BUT ladies and couples only. NO MALES

And well it made us laugh and we just had to….


Lolzzz at the naked bloke

Scene 1

Us: hi we are interested for a party

Naked bloke: Hi, Not a problem. What kind of party are you hosting? What would my duties include at the party and do you have a rough estimate of how many guests? Thanks,

(he is polite)

Us: Hi, Yes it would be an ann summers party.. about 17 females.. is that to much for you to handle??? What do you look like because us gurls love a good looking cute guy... who has a bigger surprise than the best of ann summers gifts

NB: Hi, I am in the office at the moment therefore i am unable to send any pics to you. Have some on the laptop at home though if you are still wanting. I am 6'2, blonde hair, blue eyes, medium build and ~8inches. When i am there most of, if not all the time i will have an errection, from the sounds of this party that would not be much of a problem however it has been before so i thought i would mention it! At the party what will my duties include and when is it? Thanks for your interest,

Us: Hi NB, The party will be the 31st of March.. How do you know you will have a hard on??? Your duties will be to wait on us, serve us drinks... and just generally let us have fun with you.... Or if you prefer you can tell me what you would like to do.. also what do you charge for this?? Yes send a pic, we would love to see our treat for the night

NB: I'm sure i will have a hardon. 17 females in a room with white wine and vibrators everywhere, im getting a hardon right now just thinking about it! Would it be rude of me to ask for a photo from you before attending? Usually i do this for £25 a night (and a few drinks). However, may i be so bold as to ask if you would like to meet one night before the party and then we can see how we both feel about it? 17 females is quite a bit more guests than i have encountered before. Well, 10 more actually!

Us: lolzzz you have just made me laugh so hard :) no not rude at all.. :) what age are you??? how many times have you actually done this??

NB:Apologies as i meant to ask the average age of your attendees, was just thinking that. I am 24. Since putting the ad up on the gumtree website i have been to three parties which were all great fun. Simply doing the tasks you mentioned, serving drinks, general chitchat. Its a good laugh really. Sorry for getting a bit carried away with myself in the last Email, just thought id chance my arm...well to start with haha!....


Sooooooo there you go !!!

Some people are mad!! I love it...

J-i-g-g-a ma cream cheese bagel

Yesterday I had to goto the dental hospital as I dont have a lifeboat.. No I had to goto the dental hospital cause I havent been to the dentist in about 15 years, I kid you not... Anyway I went up and they said safe the tooth or remove it, if we save it we can start it but its gonna cost you about £360-£400... Sooo I said yes lets save the tooth!!!!

So they started work, it was very interesting, the dentist gave me a big jag, which i very much enjoyed and then they started to drill away at the hole to make it bigger. drrrrrrrrrrrilllllll ouch!! i said and they said more drugs, more drugs, and injected my actually tooth nerves with drugs!! Mmmmmmmmmm it was GID !! they drilled more and more and then they started to stick little files down the never holes!! Ouch!! i said ouch!! they then gave me more drugs, at this point I swear i could have just shut my eyes and went to sleep...

Anyway they removed the cap of the nerve which looked kewl cause it was sorta glass like so they said.. so after having like an inch n a half file stuck down a small hole,drilled to fucked and made to wear a rubber tent over my tooth holding my mouth open with its metal sturups.. I was ready to leave...

Sooooo the dude that was observing well he finishes this year in summer and said to me, " i need to do that thing you need done before I finish" Heres my number txt me n tell me if you can come up"

Hi its ?? Just to let you know I will be able to come back tomorrow.

so yes this is me now again going to the dentist to be attacked once more.. Thank god for the drugs I say thank god for the drugs...

also it helps that Mr Dentist is a wee cute boy! lolz

however i always want to look up dentists noses!!

Today more polish people on the bus, I love it, it makes me smile so much, i think i will learn polish !!

I have more to tell you but I will do it later
x

Thursday 15 March 2007

Candy Coated

So last night I was Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool (stolen from fresh prince) when none other than Barry Scott aka Clit bang man appeared my screen....
He started shouting down the screen to me, shouting that women loved it bascially, I was just left thing 2 things.. 1. Fuck im sueing the cunt for making me deaf and 2. sexist pig? ???
Buses!! Last nights bus ride smelly person in front and someone spewing on the top deck!! I love it!!!
Then this morning the polish bus driver he went mad.. the fire door went off and it was beeping and he came out his wee cab bit hands in hair cursing but he cursed in english even funnier!!.. he got back to his cab and went to pull away from the lights (he had already missed them turn green once) anyway it happened again and once more he got out and started cursing and swearing... I think the fact that I was smirking (couldnt be helped) and him noticing wasnt very good either... but i chuckled to myself.....

Chuckle makes me think of


dont know why so dont ask...


Anyway there was a big elephant on the bus this morning... ok ok thats nasty, she was big though and well she got up and her arse was like well if you had a board you could go surfing on it like it was the sea!! (wavey) anyway it was like her arse was low low down and well i cant explain but she had her trousers up her arse and her arse was rank... shudder!


maybe it is best i keep myself not known cause if im saying things like that it aint good....


Sooo last night, didnt do much, cleaned up properly cause i had got messy the night before with making that tshirt... no doubt all will be revealed with that one shortly.. so last night I just put up some new kewl pics in my kitchen.. I should really put some pics up here to show you but I wont....


oh I also unwrapped the present I got.. (sorry Some Machine) he/she looks good in my bedroom.. but it may be moved.. (what is its name by the way)


Soo nothing exciting... tonight im working late :( blahhhhhhhh


my blog is boring im sorry...


ps good film

Wednesday 14 March 2007

pish yer pants?

Hmmm I dont know.. people say dont say who you are on here but im finding it hard.. I want to put my pics up of things that have happened, I want to say this is me being a fool cause well my blogs are not seeming like they are mine...

I know there are reasons not to put my pic up cause god knows people get haters!! and I would hate to think that someone would shout abuse at me in the street however they never done it when i was myspazing around..

Anyway that is just a small dilemia :)

I went home last night and thought someone had been in my flat, so much so I checked ever cupboard and under my bed.. I slept with my light on as I was scared that boogie man would get me!!!




yeah yeah very funny!


What is it also with little children... today when I was going for lunch I saw this dad standing with his little son right up against some guys van (people were in the van) so this dad is letting his son piss right on the street!! well onto the kerb beside the road... Anyway they finish and just start walking down the road!! im shocked there was a fucking coffee shop right behind them, why didnt they just go in there??? (typical bothwell street!!!) I know that kids and pregnant ladies dont get fined for it however i think when there was a toliet near by they could have went there...



DEEP DOWN DONNAS THROAT!!!


Im having a haggis supper!!!
dont it look rank actually !!
brown sauce on the chips ketchup on the haggis!!
la la la

Tuesday 13 March 2007

beat on the brat!!

People are very open these days about there feelings towards things.. well I think so anyway..

I was on the bus last night returning to my home and this gurl had got on with her twa waines.. I say gurl cause you really literarly was just a gurl anyway she was sitting there with her waines of whom were toddler age.(couple behind me just come out with, folk like that should hae there waines pit in care and huv themselves sterilised) ( I thought slightly brutal but...) the waines were doing the normal child like noises and then saying yeah.. so mummy dear pipes up "is that aw you two say yeah yeah yeah, do ye know say nuttin else?" So the children start pointing out things out the window and she pipes up " Will ye just sit there n eat yer chicken!" so they do and then start talk again.. one of the waines gets a skelp and mummy pipes up " if you dont shut it next time it will be yer fucking arse right" Fuk me man this gurl means business....


I am shocked that people do still smack there children.. I dont have kids of my own so maybe I cant really view my opionion on this but I just thought it was horrible the way those kids were treated... No doubt they get worse
However maybe hearing and seeing this little shit eveyday may tempt you!
I shite blog

Monday 12 March 2007

Sometimes its hard to be a man!!


Is this what all men want these days?? A good Wife or at least a GF that knows her place???

Last week I thought about this and I decided Im with the men folk... Maybe us gurls should be more like this all domestic goddess,speak when spoken to all that palava..
Now I am for womens rights n all that.. ohhhh my grannys granny burning her bra just so I could get the vote.... yes well ive voted twice so far.. but sometimes I do feel for the guys.
They have to put up with us moaning about nearly everything...and the crying well fuck me I feel for the buggers!
It was crying that got me thinking of this topic..

There was a girl who was crying and crying and crying!!! and her husband oh my gosh!! How I felt for him.. I mean she was in the wrong but she kept going on that she was in the right!!
I mean he knew she was wrong but yet he had to do the BF thing and console and I just thought Fuck That !!! What a whinger she was!!!
Then I thought the poor blokes with us gurls constant moaning every month cause we have our things, cause some gurl was wearing something awful, or some person was cheeky, or cause that arsehole in the shop kept the change...

Soooo I feel for you guys I really do.. next time I think I will keep my mouth shut!!!

Why they put up with it I really dont know its not as if all of them get a BJ, get there dinner made,get to watch the footie or go out with there mates!! They are dedicated I will say that.
However Im not saying men are Gods!! sometimes guys take things the wrong way and think we are having a moan when we aint... sometimes we wish they would listen...

So guys for your wifes,gfs play things I give you


and for the girls I give you



Guaranteed to listen!!

Friday 9 March 2007

square sandwiches

I dont really have much to talk about today however a few things...

Glasgow bus drivers are great.. today this one stopped for me when he was far away from the bus stop.. So thank you ;)

Also I want to know what this is all about.. On several occassions I have been in sporto and if you look across the road above Crumbs there are models,2 guys and 1 gurl, they walk around and around and then up and down.. why is this?? is this model school???


im a lil dizzy also ... why is that?

Thursday 8 March 2007

As fast as forest can run

So
Some of you may know that Im from here:


Some good things have came from here

Ummmmmm remind me what these are again?????
and some bad well alot bad
Anyway,
Today I got really annoyed with getting told that I speak to fast!! it annoyed me... I think its discrimination I do!!
What do you all think??
when i say i got a bit of a row for it....
this happens every month..








heal the world.. make it a better place... send some love!

Today whilst I was looking on the bbc news website I came across this little delight...

Cartoonist admits punching wife


Now I find this very funny ( i know its not nice what happend) I just get images of like Road runner and Tom and Jerry... the whole slapstick thing




You know the whole frying pan in the face, face gets flattend and then *POP* its back to normal.. well you know what im getting at :) Anyway he punched her just cause she couldnt sleep.. Ever heard of Horlicks love!!
I liked this wee quote

"McCormick, who was charged under his full name of Donald Malcolm McCormick"

As opposed to what....???
"Yosemite Sam" "Marvin Martian" "Gruffi Gummy"
(very violent) (likes to use guns) (anger problems)

Also in the news today


It is about Toni Comer 20 who was beaten by police officers as she was caught stealing a car or something!! I dont know the full facts.. (maybe I should be in the police force)


However I did notice this small detail...


"I've got a 14-year-old son, he's actually seen this footage. How do I explain to him that this is justified, regarding the police?"

My my arent kids getting into playing mummy and daddy at a very young age!!!

Toni (and what a beauty she is)


(disclaimer, I actually think it was Toni's dad that said this)




Wednesday 7 March 2007

A lil sprinkle of

I dont have much to say today so really this blog is for the food bloggers..

Yesterday I learned of a new species.. Sunshine Shelias
These are well you guys may know it but these are hot gurls that only ever
Come out in the sun! Learn something new everyday, anyway they weren’t out yesterday!..

Accents, I love them, today I spoke to a gurl who was irish but she had moved to france and she was picking up bits of the French sound, its sooo kewl, and then I had a gurl who was born in England moved to Ireland but sounded English,irish australian, aaaahhh I love it.. How I wish that I could have that




Deep Down Donnas Mouth






Last night I made 2 individual lasagnes and had these with garlic bread, well I had half of the lasange. I must say it was yummy.. I however made it diff than I normally do..
This time I had

1 green pepper
1 red pepper
1 medium to large onion
5 mushrooms
2 gloves of garlic
1 small mince
1 jar of tesco pasta sauce
1 four cheese sauce
250ml of milk
1 bag of motzarella cheese.

Anyway it looked and tasted yum!!


Aye so time to be a mink again…

Today ive had

1 roll on sausage and brown sauce
1 lovells choc Nougat (said the mckeith way)
1 danish pastry
1 half burger,chips and salad
1 beer

I now feel sick!!! I do however think I may eat more and of course drink more

Anyway enough of this food shite bloggery….


TOP TEN OF BEING EAST END

1. Carry a pound shop bag with you or an equally cheap one

2. Walk with a slight swagger and huntched up

3. Don’t sleep for 2 nights so that your eyes are all saggy

4. Rub some tea bags onto your skin to give that all important glow

5. Curse and swear through your missing toothed mouth as you walk down the road
6. Have a cig burn right down to the shit and walk about with it looking in cash converters windi

7. Wear either high heels,big belt and tight jeans or trackies that are pure rank ,dirty
generally bugsy lookin

8. Take a walk down the barras wi yer maw and her 5 waines and you take your 3 and smoke n
swear infront of them and say hings like “ awww wee johnnie wiz up knocking at yer sisters
again… wanting some stuff”

9. Smell of old soggy chips n cheese
10. Most important thing walk around with a pure mega mad solid hardcore dog!! Wooof
im sure you all can think of better ones

Tuesday 6 March 2007

If I was a spice gurl

Where is the snow?? Well tell me!!!
Last year we had snow by this point but nope just now we don’t have it and I want it.. I want to go out and make snow angels or angles whatever one prefers..
I mean what can I do in the rain??? Apart from get a good wash that’s it really.. Its just constantly raining just now… I do like rain though don’t get me wrong I just want a bit of snow…

So last night I went out to watch the big game of the week!! Yes Motherwell re Hearts.. my my it was a very interesting game!! Not!! I think The Well are pish!!
Anyway, I had to get the bus into town and I was all soaking and stuff and well this always happens to me on the bus I always get the old smelly woman come sit next to me and cause it was wet the smell of her stuck to my clothes !! honest !!.. how rank!
Anyway…



Deep Down Donnas Mouth

Yes this bit is dedicated to you food bloggers.. enjoy oh It can be like what they do on You are What you Eat !! you know the big list and some man reads it out, I wonder what that man looks like….Ahh found him! its only bloody Paul Shelley!! you know the guy that was in Doctors, Soldier Soldier,heartbeat,inspector morse,titmuss regained...


In 1 day Donna had

1 Milkyway
2 small snickers
1 packet of crisps
1 roll on sausage
1 coffee
1 steak and cheese baguette
1 subway
5 beers

so that’s what I ate… how very interesting..



So I got told something funny the other day and it made me think WTF is this World of mine coming to!!! Glasgow What ya awww aboot!!

Now im not much of a hater but!!!

Sometimes its hard to be a hater
Giving all your hate to just one man
You'll have good times
And he'll have bad times
Doing things that you understanddon’t
Stand by this man
don’t tell him the world will love him..
Blah blah blah and so on

I don’t do it in a nasty way, Its just a lil joke!!



(yes i made this pic)





Can we talk about this for a lil minute? I want to discuss dating..
What do people feel about older women in there late 40’s pulling men in there poss late 20’s?? Please dicuss..
I think each to there own but like it’s a bit rank as is shagging a slagbag or bucket hole!!
Also discuss this, I recently spoke to someone who has been dating for a while when I say a while I mean over 2 years under 5 ok and well is this normal to see this person poss 2 days out of 7?? See this gets me thinking has the way I have been conducting my relations been all wrong?? I thought it was normal to start seeing someone a wee bit more after that length of time, infact after like I don’t know a year?? Maybe im wrong.. Is it diff for boys and gurls?
Oh gosh this is sounding like sex in the fucking city.. Right stop!!

So I got a new spoon today .. all the way from Italy!! I have a fair few in my collection now.. I don’t use these spoons as I think its minky.. how fucked up really but I love the fact that people take there time to steal or purchase a spoon.. This was a purchased one and it is nice.. I really must get a new box for them.. Anyone got a large freezer box??

I have a very very busy week this week… today and Sunday are the only days I really have off.. Its good being busy cause it makes it all the better when you get a chance to crash out on the couch or when you fall asleep on your bed and fall asleep in like 5 secs.. I love it.. Hoping I will also get my ann summers stuff this weekend cause its ever so pretty..

Shall we discuss some things?? Midgit porn, what do you all think of this?? I think its not that nice, does that mean im midgitist ?? maybe it does..
Double barrell names, they are a bastard-to pronounce.. That’s why I try not to..
For all those that work in a call centre, how tempting is it to resend that letter that caused that moany mother to call up and then with a really evil voice call you a Stupid Cow! Only of course when they put the phone down..

Oh well not much to be said here, I forgot the real reason I had to blog but hey ho, you got the food blog.. Im away on a half day !

Ciao Bella

Monday 5 March 2007

My Story told --threefold-- reeewinnd when the crowd say Bo!!!!! yer talking shite mate shut up!!

My my where do I start!!
First off its amazing how you start to steal words from people!! I stole the word dancing,what you on and my my.. Wait till I start stealing the word Pure!!!
so my weekend of weekends (aww how I miss sparticus) started on friday night when i was rudely awakened by... No I wasnt really I just felt I wanted to say that...Friday night... I had a nice wee dinner which was a yummy chinese!! Yum yum how I love it :)
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Thats for all you food bloggers!!!!!
It was funny thought cause like it was 3 delviery drivers to one car?? they were like gangsta delivery drivers.. then one guy was like, aahh mate can I get a can a coke for ma da!! all very funny I thought, but good chinese it is and it seems a good delivery force to!
Hoi Mr!!! check this out

hehehehheh you love it !!! (Barfffff!!!)

Anyway friday night was nice, I had several good conversations that night,glossed some doors and had a smile on my face!!! My My!!!
Saturday was also a very good day.. I saw some dodgy things going on where I live.. All very dodgy indeed very interesting... However I cannot tell you more incase I get my head kicked in!!
So me and my friend went into town had a wee look about the shops!! some people, I mean im not the best dressed person (far from it really) but some folk are utter skanks!! its all the gurls with the sunglasses and fake tans and the belly tops!! its fucking March!! it was raining,, WTF!!!
anyway we must have saw/seen (you decide) anyway loads of gurls in there sunshades cutting about the toon!! and well it was sad really then.. do do dooo out of the middle of nowhere these to wee gurls show up and they make these twats looks like even bigger fannies!! (excuse skank talk) why these little gurls cruise down the esculator wearing there sunnies and boy did they have some sunnies on!!

Yup those large novelty ones!!! they rock.. so anyway!!
Those wee gurls well made me laugh...
So I went for lunch got drunk then eventually got home..
My first ever bf then came to my house!! that was fun :) it was very strange seeing him again, he hasnt changed much but still makes me laugh.. I was meant to be going out with him and some of my other mates but I couldnt get a ticket and then when it came to going out after the gig I couldnt be arsed!!!
Sunday ended up in town cause the banks over my bit dont fucking work!! ended up buying myself little housewife stuff.. Yeah I know how exciting...

Also bought myself some knives and stuff, now these knives are very very sharp and big, I got one of those butcher knives to... look what I found on the net!!

This is the best knive aint it..
Now thats the kiss of death!!!
Aye so sunday again a nice day :)
this really is a shite blog,..
I saw a hen party down the barra's that made me laugh!!!
Hmm I blog later
again sorry for the shitness
Oh aye other news Tilly now using her ball, boy she can move!!