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Ahhhh the good old Jumble sale blogs… You know you all love them.. not

Well as I have a lot to say I will try and keep it short…

Had a half day yesterday, on the most wettest day ive seen in a while, got soaked !!
Lolz but when don’t I.. My jeans are always to long and get soaked, they sooookkk up the water and it soon appears at my knees… I like this in a way..

Ohhh I also like the noise of men scratching there stuble, it’s a nice noise and for some reason it turns me on… -scratch,scratch-

Back to the wet half day story, sooo my bus comes it’s the number 62 (but going east not west im not back in the day you see) So I say to the bus driver, do you go down The Forge.. (I don’t say mate cause he is not my mate and I don’t say these things)
He looks at me… “The Forge” I say… Again he looks and then points to round the corner, and says “I go there” hmmmm.. Yes well very good, yes, .. Yes he is polish and this makes me smile J The people behind inform me that yes this bus does goto The Forge..
Soo the reason I smiled re the polish bus driver is cause I love this.. you have no idea how much I love that we have polish people here.. I just imagine this new race.. (hmmm does that seem racist?) its like the southpark with the aliens but of course we are not all gonna end up bumming.. I just like the fact that we may end up this kewl like community of Polish/Scots, I know there are other people here aswell from far off lands and just down the road but like it’s a big thing just now, you know..
Anyway, it makes me smile and I love it,, I want polish friends !!!

Aye so that’s that, I end up at the forge get to asda get what I need and head for the bus stop, Now cause im going back to my place of homeliness I can get one bus from this bus stop, yes one bus.. now this bus comes after every bus .. I swear like 3 40s pass and then some more and then in the distance you see it… You see the old rickety double decker slowly drawing closer to the stop.. The left door swings open and then slowly but surely the right swings open.. I love this bus.. always the rickety broken doored 43 .. It makes me smile..

Ooopss missed out the point of the bus stop… There was this wee ginger boy there , he was around I would say 7 maybe, all trackied up, shaved heed with a pattern cut into it..little diamonte earing, Obviously he was using the bling to try and distract from his ginger hair.. Hmm it didn’t work..
Anyway the wee fucker!! (yes I did just call him that) well he was standing there and he just fucking spat !! like gobbed on the ground infront of his mother (she tried to bleach the ginger out her own mop) and also infront of old people and ME!!!! I hate folk spitting for the sake of it.. then some other cunt done it to, he was older but still,
FUCK OFF YOU MINGING FUCKS!!!
Also why do old men feel they always have to moan about buses.. I know I sorta moaned before about it, but I turned it round to something good, this old man sat at the bus stop moaning about the buses, then his bus comes, and what !!! he doesn’t fucking get on it !!!! he just walks away !!!!!
Is that how you spend your beige pee riddend days ??? sitting moaning at bus stops??
Try the bingo mate !!!

So next I was on my 43 bus that makes me smile and there is some skanks up the back.. well as “The Bus Driver” says Pram faces!! So anyway, all I hear is skank face shouting “ see that wee fucking prick, im gonni kick fuck oot him”
Then she starts saying to her wain, “manners, manners” cause it think she was giving him something to eat, no doubt an ‘E’ or something.. anyway she keeps doing that, and then all of a sudden the wain hits her and she says goni no fucking hit me ya wee bastard!! (was this the manners she was talking about?) I was shocked, anyway, it continues with her swearing her wee (well huge) arse off infront of the wain and then her BF says something to her, and she is all like, “im no gonni say whit I would love tae dae” and this was in regards to the wain..
Now obv folk are totally disgusted with them and they soon get off the bus but fuck me you should have seen the state of them.. Skanky,clarty fucking bastards!!!

Last night I was at the Stand seeing Red Raw.. Teddy was doing his topicals. So we thought we would all go along..
I really enjoyed myself, nearly every act made me piss myself laughing, a few not so funny,
I cant really remember there names, cause there was to much clapping (good thing) as they were being introduced..However the 1st guy on it was his first time and he was nervous but he was funny, I liked his stuff and he made me laugh a lot. I cant really remember the order after that, the man with the red tshirt from England was really really funny.. then this guy whos name I do know “ “ was sooo funny, I mean really really really funny … so I would def say check him out… oh they were all gid J they made me laugh like a hyinna on helium.. Anyway ended up in pub after, couldn’t face drink, couldn’t be sick in pub loo either cause the loo smelled so went back upstairs to the group.. hmm drunken fone calls are never good L

Anyway, got home and spewed.. never a nice thing.. nor is it when you get into your bed, pop the light out and then dizzy dizzy light on, toilet, spew, lie with light on in bed till pass out…. Wake up to find out passed out with light on, light off sleep

Get up at 6.30am blah , my eyes still look drunk .. time to get ready for work.

sandwiches??

Where do you start?

(do you know??)
This weekend has been strange..

Sometimes I do wish that folk didnt know it was me on here...
I talk about things a lot, I like to tell people stuff however sometimes I cant.. and that to me sucks… cause they will read it, and automatically you all think its bad...

Maybe I start a new secret blog ?? Hmmmm I might..

Well today I came back to this little Gem in the panty pad email:


Can I have my diamante studded crotchless thong back please? Even though it doesnt fit me as I am a 27 year old male.lol

A male? I rather say a sad loser... his email add lolzzz well he admires the fish put it that way...

Sooo Thursday night I went out with work, it was the whole get together thing, there was a dj,quiz and cheap drink :) sooo I got totally pissed,our team "The fanny tashers" won 1st prize £100 squid.. that went on drink and i danced my little heart out... My mate then came and got me... he was subject to foul language by an arse...

Things then got better :)

Friday ummmm I cant remember what happened friday actually... all I remember is being woken up at the back of 3am !!! then 1 hr later... tut tut..


Sat ... Smile, Walk in park, Smile ... choooooo chooooooo



I go home to G-mouth...

I play the WII, try on my dress, coat a couch in drink, go up town get drunk return home to bed where pass out...

Sunday: Smile

Monday: Bored during day, finish my kitchen tiles (they look gid) head to pub at night with lynds, we goto polo and dels, then up to campus, meet up with some young boys lolzzzz

all good... get in back of 3, sleep at 4 up at 6.30

Work :( groan.....

So I had a good weekend filled up with Smiles and curry n chips :)

What does the week hold???

I got a teaspoon from the Bus Driver !! Cheers for that :) not stolen though.. grrrr
I saw a pretty nose to :) I love noses...
also saw some rude words !!!

The mind boggles at the lack of thought of a hedgehogg

WELL WELL WELL,

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS WEATHER?? ISNT IT JUST GORGEOUS!!
YES VERY!!

I HAD A WEE HALF DAY YESTERDAY SO I WALKED HOME, AS I STROLLED THROUGH GLASGOW GREEN THE BLOSSOM FALLING FROM THE TREES A BIG SMILE APPEARED ON MY FACE…
FOLK MUST THINK IM A RETARD SMILING ALL THE TIME.. AGAIN TODAY I WAS PISSING MYSELF ON THE BUS TO RADIO 1… I CANT HELP BUT DO IT…

SO LAST NIGHT I WATCHED THAT CHANNEL PROG ON CHANNEL 4 IT WAS ABOUT EUNUCHS HOWEVER I SHALL CALL THEM EWOKS

REALLY THE SAME BOTH FURRY LITTLE THINGS..
ANYWAY THIS PROG WAS ABOUT MEN WHO DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE THERE BALLS, THEY BASICALLY WANTED TO BE CASTRATED..
NOW I FOUND THIS QUITE INTERESTING CAUSE PEOPLE WERE CALLING THEM FREAKS AND WHAT NOT..
NOW REALLY WOULD YOU CALL A MAN WHO HAD CANCER AND HAD TO GET HIS BALLS REMOVED A FREAK?? NO YOU WOULDN’T..
WHAT ELSE I FOUND STRANGE WAS THE FACT THAT NO DOCTOR WOULD REALLY DO IT, NOW WHY IS IT THEY ARE QUITE HAPPY TO PERFORM BREAST AND PENIS ENLARGEMENTS ON PEOPLE BUT NOT REMOVE BALLS?
SURELY ITS UP TO THE PERSON.. WHILE SOME DONE IT AT THE AGE OF 20 I THOUGHT MAYBE A BIT EARLY HOWEVER AGAIN EACH TO THERE OWN, THAT’S WHAT MAKES US AN INTERESTIN BUNCH..
THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY WHO WAS PRIEST AND HE HAD HIS REMOVED AND A VAG MADE BUT HEY KEPT HIS DICK..
I FOUND IT STRANGE THAT THEY ALL GOT THERE BALLS REMOVED YET THEY KEPT THERE DICKS..
ONE GUY EVEN DONE IT HIMSELF WITH THE THINGS FARMERS USE..
ALL I THOUGHT WAS
~CRUNCH~

AGAIN ANOTHER GORGEOUS DAY AND I PLAN TO WALK HOME.. I LOVE WHEN ITS LIKE THIS.

WHY IS IT WHEN I ALWAYS GO TO WRITE THIS BLOG I FORGET WHAT I HAVE TO SAY???

ITS EASTER IN WORK TODAY AND THERE ARE LITTLE YELLOW CHICK THINGS ABOUT, I HAVE PICKED UP 2 AND THEY ARE BOTH DEFORMED, POOR WEE THINGS.. OHHH TODAY A BIRD FLEW INTO A BUS STOP MOMENTS BEFORE I ARRIVED.. IT WAS LYING THERE ALL DAZED AND CONFUSSED, I FELT BAD FOR IT, I JUST HAVE A FEELING SOMEONE IS GONNA COME AND STAND ON IT.. THANK GOODNESS IM NOT GETTING THE BUS HOME OR I WOULD BE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW..
WHY DO I WORRY ABOUT THESE THINGS???

SO MY TILING IS GOING WELL, ITS LOOKING REALLY NICE, HOWEVER THE ROBOT IS NOT AND I NEED TO HAVE THESE MADE!! BUT IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN SO IM ANNOYED AT MYSELF...

ANYWAY.. IM FINISHED IN 17 MINS SO I BEST GET SOME WORK DONE,

OH WAIT GOT MY BREAK FIRST...