Friday 28 September 2007

The Story that people doubted !!

Omg !! well remember when I was telling you about that story I was going to tell you about the £1 shop ..yeah ? well here it is !!

Last week i went to the £1 shop.. I like to go in cause its full of crap and I love crap.. the more stuff i can fill up in my flat the better I say (i dont really but for the purpose of the blog i shall)

Anyway, I ventured in one Saturday not so long ago and I was browsing as you do and I found a kewl wee pumpkin bag thing they had you had to build it and just as I was putting it into my basket ! OMg!!! I heard loud shouting !!!
I turned round quickly to see 4 guys and 2 chicks!! (they were blacks from london would you believe) Omg !! they were shouting saying !! No NO No this is not how we do it in London !! this is not how we play that way!!
I started to panic.. got my phone ready (incase i had to do a quick twitter blog) and listened and watched carefully.. Suddenly the woman behind the counter says " Well we dont play that way in Scotland Yall ! " We need receipts if you want to bring something back !!

One of the guys starts to look really angry and the others are like " no no no " again and im like Omg !! shock !!!

and then something happens that I never would have thought would happen in the £1 shop.. one of the guys reaches for his pocket... oh no!!! a a a gun!!1

Nah it aint really , he just puts his hand in his pocket and they all leave the store...
after getting in trouble for blocking the door!!

Ha ! we dont play that way indeed.



the end

Sunday 23 September 2007

yas!

Standing at the bus stop this morning I felt like the bottle opener amongst a jakes carry out.. I was the only girl with 6 weird mate men..

One of them gets the bus guite a lot, he is an alky,, he always wears the same clothes and they are always dirty.. he has the large red nose, smoke stained hair and that classic bugsy man smell, he reaks! I have to hold my breath as I walk past him on the bus….

The other men were just strange…..

Whilst on this bus a woman and her mother got on and the first thing the daughter said was “ Would it hurt to crack a smile” I laughed at this cause she was talking about the bus driver and it was true…However it did get me thinking sometimes well a lot of the time I don’t reall look like im happy.. I don’t have that “Gies a smile” syndrome where I cant smile.Its just the way my mouth is BUT im always really happy.. so I decided maybe I should make myself smile ! Albeit I will look like a complete fanny but people will see im happy and smiles are catching (so they say)…


I got the night bus on Friday (I say night bus but it was only like 12ish) and this wee old man got on and I said to him “Do you want this seat” and he was like no hen, I like standing.. I also like dancing and walking… (what is this blind date?) So Mr Contestant No:1 Starts to laugh… OMG!!! Did you just hear that??? He laughs like a hyena, a budgie some were saying… it was sooo funny, it got everyone on the bus laughing… and he is like hhahahaha people always say that about my laugh ahahahhaa… it was nice to see that he joined in the fun.. He was a nice wee old man.

So that was it really.. ahh yes its been a while since I talked about the buses… Tomorrow I will tell you all the story of the South meets the North £1 battle !!!

My trainers smell

L

byeeee spoon lovers

Saturday 22 September 2007

I love my bus

It seems like ages since I last blogged here !!
It was ages I guess, it was the first time that they blocked myspaz from work actually..
Oh and look what has happened again !! its been blocked so back to Old Donnas for a wee blog or to !!

So whats been happening … well let me tell you..

Actually Ive not been up to much.. Ive been doing as much overtime as poss, working away 7 days a week most weeks !! crazy. Obv im doing it for more money but I don’t know what I want to do with it.. I was meant to goto The Dam but I changed my mind… So maybe I will put it away somewhere or invest it on something !!!

Or just spend it on clothes and silly sweetys and Halloween stuff.

So lets talk about Buses!! My fav subject it seems..
Ive had a few wee funny bus journeys over the last week.

Why is it that people like to sit on a bus with all the windows shut? I know its getting cold in the morning but come on !
Its 7.37am and my bus is full of workers going to work (most of these are workmen and the bus is stinkin!! Its like a giant duvet cover and my head is being held under to smell the champion of all farts!! all the corners are sealed and I can slowly feel the smell crawl into every orophis … I want to get off !!

Im sitting on the bus (it’s the 263 if you interested) its about 6.50pm the bus is busy and I decide Im gonna sit up front (sumtimes there is baddies on it) So I take my seat right at the front.. the bus is a bit smelly, there are crumbs on the seats that sit horizontal to the buses length, the shopping bit is filled with crisp pokes, empty bottles, abused papers and a small scummy child !. This bus truly is bogging !

Said scummy child is sitting with her fatty momma and her equally grotty brother.. what is this family ? Pigs ??

Sister Pig is sporting a messy blonde bobbled hair do,pink top covered in what I can only imagine is juice, sweet and slavour stains.. her face covered in food and Mud..lolz prob not mud but she looks like she has been playing in it..
She starts to sing I wish I was a punk rocker !! and brother pig joins in they take it in turns to sing words.. it sounds ok.. yeah they could earn a bob or two on the street.. there fatty momma hiding round the corner watching with her beady eye…

Pig brother starts up “ Listen, Listen, I will do a rap, this is rap”
The then starts to sing the same song putting a lil more depth into each lyric and making it last that little bit longer, then adds a little bit of attitude into the mix.
Pig sister is not amused… she goes back to singing her song her way… Onlookers look on disgusted by the mess and song..

Hmmm this story is long.. Anyway, it ends up by pig sister picking up some bottle that has been lying there.. some voice heps up from the back.. It’s the Boar of the bunch… Hoi Fatty Momma pig, stop her touching that!! WTF is the dad doing up the back of the bus !!! Hmmm I don’t know if I would want to be associated with them either I guess..

Sooooo I have another bus story and a £1 shop story but I save them for next time !!!

Take care and god speed whatever

x