Its not that good tbh

It was funny this morning.. well sorta, I probably shouldn’t laugh at this like but well there was a old sorta guy on the bus and like he had something wrong with his hand, well anyway, he went to get off the bus and like he was standing waiting to get off and he had scratch at his trousers !! lolzaa

Anyway this man gets off the bus and stops still in the middle of the road, fag in his gub,, his bad hand and then the other hand he stands there pulling the trousers and pants no doubt out of his arse !! it made me chuckle !!

So last nights bus journey nothing that exciting but I feel I have to mention it only cause I thought whats the point !!

The 16 single decker comes up, packed, the 18 double decker comes up, gets packed, and I think im not gonna squeeze I cant be bothered with sweaty 6pm bodies squashed up beside me… so I wait for the next bus which happens to be another DD 18 however the bus driver tries to show that he wont stop cause the 18 infront .. so me and another woman stand there like !!!!!

However the fat hairy man pulls over as the other 18 moves and says in a rather abrupt nasty tone “ you could have got that one” we said it was full, he says “ If you didn’t see me you would have “ to which I reply NO, I was waiting on the next bus !!!!
Anyway he starts to move, cursing at the drivers in front and bringing up his glut !! Charming man he is not …. I thought hmm bit out of order, is job is to deliver people to where they want to be !! Anyway, I get off the bus at my stop and say ever so sweetly “ Thank you very much” and smile a big child like smile !!

Ha ! take that man of nastiness !!!

Last night I started to finish my gnome for my friend, it looks ok so far !!

The end

Isnt it funny?

Excuse me please ! it really aint that hard, so why is it that the vile little man that I sat beside this morning couldn’t use it ???

He sat there making that throat clearing noise, uh huh… every minute, he obv had a problem like.. then he would snort and cough and sook in the snotters !! he was fat and repulsive ! retched little man… So when he wanted to get off he tried to just squeeze past me.. now normally this may have been ok however today I have 3 bags with me as im going home for the weekend !

So if he is reading EXCUSE ME! Works fucking wonders ! and if you want to be polite add on a little Please.. go on, just for comedy effect…

My day started off really good.. I awoke at the hour that was 6 of a 30ish and got up and got myself ready packed my bags for the east and headed off to get the bus all bright and earllllllllyyyy yeah !! but then.. then it happened !! Some cunt !! yes a cunt drove past and went into a big puddle and the water splashed !! and it went right down my left handside of me and onto my face and in my eye!!
So like im sitting on this bus total para that I got big dirty water marks on my face and a few folk are looking but I think that was just the seats they were in tbh.. but still !!

Im fine now though !!

I was at a craft fair the other day with my mate. It was put on by The Glasgow Craft Mafia… lolz gid name, anyway we had ordered a few drinks these were, one latte, cola and lemonade….
The geek behind the counter who had a sorta wheres wally look about him was like so, latte,cola n lemonade… I pause.. hmmm nah ..he wouldn’t…
There you go that’s blah blah blah.. um my mate says , we asked for a lemonade aswell.. Oh says wheres weirdo.. I thought you meant together… we all look at the murky peat water like concoction infront of us…. EH NAW!! We might be in a Vegan place n all that but really… Who fucking drinks Cola and Lemonade mixed together !

My word

Why!

there is that word again.. it asks to much...

Today it is a bad word swimming in my silly head...

I hope it becomes a good word soon!

Cow Killers??

Last night I got told that the cops killed a cow..

They killed this cow only cause it was walking down the motorway?


Wierd mate !

im complaining to the police !

Why?

So my weekend, it was pretty strange but a good strange.. Friday was a mental day, you know that way I get all excited and then cry then be sick well… I cried L

My friend was coming back for a while, my other friend was leaving, my other friend had something to share and it just got toooo much for me and ended up crying my wee eyes out.. I think im gonna do a blog post of all my crying pictures, I take them every so often when I cry like a total dick !

Anyway, Saturday was much better I felt more calmer .. my mum came through and we went for lunch, then went to an exhibition in the lighthouse it was really good, we then went shopping… I was sooo tired but I had to go back to the East for a fancy dress party.. I was going as Amy Crackhouse, I had my syringe and everything.. had to get my dad to do my tattoos, never let a drunk father draw your tattoos… It was a really good night ,ended up waking myself up though by wanting to spew !! barf !! indeed !!

Hmmm so my mums washing machine was making a weird noise, so my dad took this apart… In it was a bra wire,tablets and £2.60 which was put on the lottery.. this got me and my mum thinking.. how much money is sucked away in a washing machine.. cause it was the bra wire that was stopping it going away..
Do you think men loose more than women? I mean really, who does empty their pockets before washing !!

So buses ,yeah! I got on the bus on Sunday there after returning from the East, on this bus was a man with a 20kg bag of long grain rice.. how odd I thought.. Anyway whilst passing the trongate I saw a boy coming out from peeing in the wee dookit bit.. what a little rankoid I thought and then he walks over to a fatty boom a latte stuffing her face with a mcdonalds.. (his mother) see where he gets it from then… So I get off the bus and goto the shop and who happens to be holding the door open for me!! Yup you got it it’s the wee peeing boy!! Hands unwashed !! fucking barf !! that’s why I have to wash my hands loads and loads and loads !! grot bags like that !!!

Talking of buses, why they always late a the smallest sign of rain !!!
I stood in the rain for like over 25mins, and I thought if im late im late big deal
But it was annoying,, so I eventually got to my work and I saw something that make me smile soooo much,,, Something sooo silly but it did.
It was 2 workies in there hyper glow tops pushing a car over the junction.. it made me lolzz anyway!!

Star jumps! Hmmm im not that impressed.

If you look inside a bucket

Hi

So with this recent change in the clocks it got me a little confussed shall we say?

Lets look at this...

BTCWB : I awoke at 6.30am it was dark, left house at 7.30am (ish) it was dark
ATCWB: I awake at 6.30am it is dark, leave the house at 7.30am (ish) it is light.

Actually lets not look at this, cause Ive completely forgot my point.. there is one and when I remember I shall post it here !

Oh Im sorry, im very confussed just now...

So many good things are happening just now :)

you know i need to think more before I write these blogs, i have loads to say and when it comes to me writting it down I forget :(

oh yes, lets talk about this .. I wrote a little script.

Person 1: You look like my friend
Person 2: Oh do I
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Do I look better

Lets stop here....take a look at this conversation and think

What if Person 1 said : Actually no, my friend is better than you.. then rile of a list of things thats are horrible about Person 2

Why does Person 2 ask such a silly question?

Strange....

Sometimes there is great loss to the blog world. it sux :(

Today the polish got on the bus... The gurl and her bf.. i think his name is Adam.. Anyway, 2 more polish got on, a father and son duo.. the father lolzzd at the paper and the son sat there slightly embarassed.... Then the 4 polish from the other day.. they get on the number 43 bus at Mcdonalds..
They come on the bus and all shake hands with the son and father.. it was nice... one of them eyes up the polish burd whos bf left her to get off at the Mcdonalds. I dont think he is that impressed.. Tbh im not either...

She gives poles a bad name !!