Sometimes its hard to be a man!!

Is this what all men want these days?? A good Wife or at least a GF that knows her place???

Last week I thought about this and I decided Im with the men folk... Maybe us gurls should be more like this all domestic goddess,speak when spoken to all that palava..

Now I am for womens rights n all that.. ohhhh my grannys granny burning her bra just so I could get the vote.... yes well ive voted twice so far.. but sometimes I do feel for the guys.

They have to put up with us moaning about nearly everything...and the crying well fuck me I feel for the buggers!

It was crying that got me thinking of this topic..

There was a girl who was crying and crying and crying!!! and her husband oh my gosh!! How I felt for him.. I mean she was in the wrong but she kept going on that she was in the right!!

I mean he knew she was wrong but yet he had to do the BF thing and console and I just thought Fuck That !!! What a whinger she was!!!

Then I thought the poor blokes with us gurls constant moaning every month cause we have our things, cause some gurl was wearing something awful, or some person was cheeky, or cause that arsehole in the shop kept the change...

Soooo I feel for you guys I really do.. next time I think I will keep my mouth shut!!!

Why they put up with it I really dont know its not as if all of them get a BJ, get there dinner made,get to watch the footie or go out with there mates!! They are dedicated I will say that.

However Im not saying men are Gods!! sometimes guys take things the wrong way and think we are having a moan when we aint... sometimes we wish they would listen...

So guys for your wifes,gfs play things I give you

and for the girls I give you

Guaranteed to listen!!

square sandwiches

I dont really have much to talk about today however a few things...

Glasgow bus drivers are great.. today this one stopped for me when he was far away from the bus stop.. So thank you ;)

Also I want to know what this is all about.. On several occassions I have been in sporto and if you look across the road above Crumbs there are models,2 guys and 1 gurl, they walk around and around and then up and down.. why is this?? is this model school???


im a lil dizzy also ... why is that?

As fast as forest can run

So

Some of you may know that Im from here:

Some good things have came from here

Ummmmmm remind me what these are again?????

and some bad well alot bad

Anyway,

Today I got really annoyed with getting told that I speak to fast!! it annoyed me... I think its discrimination I do!!

What do you all think??

when i say i got a bit of a row for it....

this happens every month..

heal the world.. make it a better place... send some love!

Today whilst I was looking on the bbc news website I came across this little delight...

Cartoonist admits punching wife

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6428275.stm

Now I find this very funny ( i know its not nice what happend) I just get images of like Road runner and Tom and Jerry... the whole slapstick thing

You know the whole frying pan in the face, face gets flattend and then *POP* its back to normal.. well you know what im getting at :) Anyway he punched her just cause she couldnt sleep.. Ever heard of Horlicks love!!

I liked this wee quote

"McCormick, who was charged under his full name of Donald Malcolm McCormick"

As opposed to what....???

"Yosemite Sam" "Marvin Martian" "Gruffi Gummy"

(very violent) (likes to use guns) (anger problems)

Also in the news today

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/6428865.stm

It is about Toni Comer 20 who was beaten by police officers as she was caught stealing a car or something!! I dont know the full facts.. (maybe I should be in the police force)

However I did notice this small detail...

"I've got a 14-year-old son, he's actually seen this footage. How do I explain to him that this is justified, regarding the police?"

My my arent kids getting into playing mummy and daddy at a very young age!!!

Toni (and what a beauty she is)

(disclaimer, I actually think it was Toni's dad that said this)

A lil sprinkle of

I dont have much to say today so really this blog is for the food bloggers..

Yesterday I learned of a new species.. Sunshine Shelias
These are well you guys may know it but these are hot gurls that only ever
Come out in the sun! Learn something new everyday, anyway they weren’t out yesterday!..

Accents, I love them, today I spoke to a gurl who was irish but she had moved to france and she was picking up bits of the French sound, its sooo kewl, and then I had a gurl who was born in England moved to Ireland but sounded English,irish australian, aaaahhh I love it.. How I wish that I could have that

Deep Down Donnas Mouth

Last night I made 2 individual lasagnes and had these with garlic bread, well I had half of the lasange. I must say it was yummy.. I however made it diff than I normally do..
This time I had

1 green pepper
1 red pepper
1 medium to large onion
5 mushrooms
2 gloves of garlic
1 small mince
1 jar of tesco pasta sauce
1 four cheese sauce
250ml of milk
1 bag of motzarella cheese.

Anyway it looked and tasted yum!!


Aye so time to be a mink again…

Today ive had

1 roll on sausage and brown sauce
1 lovells choc Nougat (said the mckeith way)
1 danish pastry
1 half burger,chips and salad
1 beer

I now feel sick!!! I do however think I may eat more and of course drink more

Anyway enough of this food shite bloggery….

TOP TEN OF BEING EAST END

1. Carry a pound shop bag with you or an equally cheap one

2. Walk with a slight swagger and huntched up

3. Don’t sleep for 2 nights so that your eyes are all saggy

4. Rub some tea bags onto your skin to give that all important glow

5. Curse and swear through your missing toothed mouth as you walk down the road

6. Have a cig burn right down to the shit and walk about with it looking in cash converters windi

7. Wear either high heels,big belt and tight jeans or trackies that are pure rank ,dirty

generally bugsy lookin

8. Take a walk down the barras wi yer maw and her 5 waines and you take your 3 and smoke n
swear infront of them and say hings like “ awww wee johnnie wiz up knocking at yer sisters

again… wanting some stuff”

9. Smell of old soggy chips n cheese

10. Most important thing walk around with a pure mega mad solid hardcore dog!! Wooof

im sure you all can think of better ones

If I was a spice gurl

Where is the snow?? Well tell me!!!
Last year we had snow by this point but nope just now we don’t have it and I want it.. I want to go out and make snow angels or angles whatever one prefers..
I mean what can I do in the rain??? Apart from get a good wash that’s it really.. Its just constantly raining just now… I do like rain though don’t get me wrong I just want a bit of snow…

So last night I went out to watch the big game of the week!! Yes Motherwell re Hearts.. my my it was a very interesting game!! Not!! I think The Well are pish!!
Anyway, I had to get the bus into town and I was all soaking and stuff and well this always happens to me on the bus I always get the old smelly woman come sit next to me and cause it was wet the smell of her stuck to my clothes !! honest !!.. how rank!
Anyway…



Deep Down Donnas Mouth

Yes this bit is dedicated to you food bloggers.. enjoy oh It can be like what they do on You are What you Eat !! you know the big list and some man reads it out, I wonder what that man looks like….Ahh found him! its only bloody Paul Shelley!! you know the guy that was in Doctors, Soldier Soldier,heartbeat,inspector morse,titmuss regained...


In 1 day Donna had

1 Milkyway
2 small snickers
1 packet of crisps
1 roll on sausage
1 coffee
1 steak and cheese baguette
1 subway
5 beers

so that’s what I ate… how very interesting..



So I got told something funny the other day and it made me think WTF is this World of mine coming to!!! Glasgow What ya awww aboot!!

Now im not much of a hater but!!!

Sometimes its hard to be a hater
Giving all your hate to just one man
You'll have good times
And he'll have bad times
Doing things that you understanddon’t
Stand by this man
don’t tell him the world will love him..
Blah blah blah and so on

I don’t do it in a nasty way, Its just a lil joke!!



(yes i made this pic)





Can we talk about this for a lil minute? I want to discuss dating..
What do people feel about older women in there late 40’s pulling men in there poss late 20’s?? Please dicuss..
I think each to there own but like it’s a bit rank as is shagging a slagbag or bucket hole!!
Also discuss this, I recently spoke to someone who has been dating for a while when I say a while I mean over 2 years under 5 ok and well is this normal to see this person poss 2 days out of 7?? See this gets me thinking has the way I have been conducting my relations been all wrong?? I thought it was normal to start seeing someone a wee bit more after that length of time, infact after like I don’t know a year?? Maybe im wrong.. Is it diff for boys and gurls?
Oh gosh this is sounding like sex in the fucking city.. Right stop!!

So I got a new spoon today .. all the way from Italy!! I have a fair few in my collection now.. I don’t use these spoons as I think its minky.. how fucked up really but I love the fact that people take there time to steal or purchase a spoon.. This was a purchased one and it is nice.. I really must get a new box for them.. Anyone got a large freezer box??

I have a very very busy week this week… today and Sunday are the only days I really have off.. Its good being busy cause it makes it all the better when you get a chance to crash out on the couch or when you fall asleep on your bed and fall asleep in like 5 secs.. I love it.. Hoping I will also get my ann summers stuff this weekend cause its ever so pretty..

Shall we discuss some things?? Midgit porn, what do you all think of this?? I think its not that nice, does that mean im midgitist ?? maybe it does..
Double barrell names, they are a bastard-to pronounce.. That’s why I try not to..
For all those that work in a call centre, how tempting is it to resend that letter that caused that moany mother to call up and then with a really evil voice call you a Stupid Cow! Only of course when they put the phone down..

Oh well not much to be said here, I forgot the real reason I had to blog but hey ho, you got the food blog.. Im away on a half day !

Ciao Bella

My Story told --threefold-- reeewinnd when the crowd say Bo!!!!! yer talking shite mate shut up!!

My my where do I start!!
First off its amazing how you start to steal words from people!! I stole the word dancing,what you on and my my.. Wait till I start stealing the word Pure!!!
so my weekend of weekends (aww how I miss sparticus) started on friday night when i was rudely awakened by... No I wasnt really I just felt I wanted to say that...Friday night... I had a nice wee dinner which was a yummy chinese!! Yum yum how I love it :)

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Thats for all you food bloggers!!!!!

It was funny thought cause like it was 3 delviery drivers to one car?? they were like gangsta delivery drivers.. then one guy was like, aahh mate can I get a can a coke for ma da!! all very funny I thought, but good chinese it is and it seems a good delivery force to!

Hoi Mr!!! check this out

hehehehheh you love it !!! (Barfffff!!!)

Anyway friday night was nice, I had several good conversations that night,glossed some doors and had a smile on my face!!! My My!!!

Saturday was also a very good day.. I saw some dodgy things going on where I live.. All very dodgy indeed very interesting... However I cannot tell you more incase I get my head kicked in!!

So me and my friend went into town had a wee look about the shops!! some people, I mean im not the best dressed person (far from it really) but some folk are utter skanks!! its all the gurls with the sunglasses and fake tans and the belly tops!! its fucking March!! it was raining,, WTF!!!

anyway we must have saw/seen (you decide) anyway loads of gurls in there sunshades cutting about the toon!! and well it was sad really then.. do do dooo out of the middle of nowhere these to wee gurls show up and they make these twats looks like even bigger fannies!! (excuse skank talk) why these little gurls cruise down the esculator wearing there sunnies and boy did they have some sunnies on!!

Yup those large novelty ones!!! they rock.. so anyway!!

Those wee gurls well made me laugh...

So I went for lunch got drunk then eventually got home..

My first ever bf then came to my house!! that was fun :) it was very strange seeing him again, he hasnt changed much but still makes me laugh.. I was meant to be going out with him and some of my other mates but I couldnt get a ticket and then when it came to going out after the gig I couldnt be arsed!!!

Sunday ended up in town cause the banks over my bit dont fucking work!! ended up buying myself little housewife stuff.. Yeah I know how exciting...

Also bought myself some knives and stuff, now these knives are very very sharp and big, I got one of those butcher knives to... look what I found on the net!!

This is the best knive aint it..

Now thats the kiss of death!!!

Aye so sunday again a nice day :)

this really is a shite blog,..

I saw a hen party down the barra's that made me laugh!!!

Hmm I blog later

again sorry for the shitness

Oh aye other news Tilly now using her ball, boy she can move!!