pish yer pants?

Hmmm I dont know.. people say dont say who you are on here but im finding it hard.. I want to put my pics up of things that have happened, I want to say this is me being a fool cause well my blogs are not seeming like they are mine...

I know there are reasons not to put my pic up cause god knows people get haters!! and I would hate to think that someone would shout abuse at me in the street however they never done it when i was myspazing around..

Anyway that is just a small dilemia :)

I went home last night and thought someone had been in my flat, so much so I checked ever cupboard and under my bed.. I slept with my light on as I was scared that boogie man would get me!!!

yeah yeah very funny!

What is it also with little children... today when I was going for lunch I saw this dad standing with his little son right up against some guys van (people were in the van) so this dad is letting his son piss right on the street!! well onto the kerb beside the road... Anyway they finish and just start walking down the road!! im shocked there was a fucking coffee shop right behind them, why didnt they just go in there??? (typical bothwell street!!!) I know that kids and pregnant ladies dont get fined for it however i think when there was a toliet near by they could have went there...

DEEP DOWN DONNAS THROAT!!!

Im having a haggis supper!!!

dont it look rank actually !!

brown sauce on the chips ketchup on the haggis!!

la la la

beat on the brat!!

People are very open these days about there feelings towards things.. well I think so anyway..

I was on the bus last night returning to my home and this gurl had got on with her twa waines.. I say gurl cause you really literarly was just a gurl anyway she was sitting there with her waines of whom were toddler age.(couple behind me just come out with, folk like that should hae there waines pit in care and huv themselves sterilised) ( I thought slightly brutal but...) the waines were doing the normal child like noises and then saying yeah.. so mummy dear pipes up "is that aw you two say yeah yeah yeah, do ye know say nuttin else?" So the children start pointing out things out the window and she pipes up " Will ye just sit there n eat yer chicken!" so they do and then start talk again.. one of the waines gets a skelp and mummy pipes up " if you dont shut it next time it will be yer fucking arse right" Fuk me man this gurl means business....

I am shocked that people do still smack there children.. I dont have kids of my own so maybe I cant really view my opionion on this but I just thought it was horrible the way those kids were treated... No doubt they get worse

However maybe hearing and seeing this little shit eveyday may tempt you!

I shite blog

Sometimes its hard to be a man!!

Is this what all men want these days?? A good Wife or at least a GF that knows her place???

Last week I thought about this and I decided Im with the men folk... Maybe us gurls should be more like this all domestic goddess,speak when spoken to all that palava..

Now I am for womens rights n all that.. ohhhh my grannys granny burning her bra just so I could get the vote.... yes well ive voted twice so far.. but sometimes I do feel for the guys.

They have to put up with us moaning about nearly everything...and the crying well fuck me I feel for the buggers!

It was crying that got me thinking of this topic..

There was a girl who was crying and crying and crying!!! and her husband oh my gosh!! How I felt for him.. I mean she was in the wrong but she kept going on that she was in the right!!

I mean he knew she was wrong but yet he had to do the BF thing and console and I just thought Fuck That !!! What a whinger she was!!!

Then I thought the poor blokes with us gurls constant moaning every month cause we have our things, cause some gurl was wearing something awful, or some person was cheeky, or cause that arsehole in the shop kept the change...

Soooo I feel for you guys I really do.. next time I think I will keep my mouth shut!!!

Why they put up with it I really dont know its not as if all of them get a BJ, get there dinner made,get to watch the footie or go out with there mates!! They are dedicated I will say that.

However Im not saying men are Gods!! sometimes guys take things the wrong way and think we are having a moan when we aint... sometimes we wish they would listen...

So guys for your wifes,gfs play things I give you

and for the girls I give you

Guaranteed to listen!!

square sandwiches

I dont really have much to talk about today however a few things...

Glasgow bus drivers are great.. today this one stopped for me when he was far away from the bus stop.. So thank you ;)

Also I want to know what this is all about.. On several occassions I have been in sporto and if you look across the road above Crumbs there are models,2 guys and 1 gurl, they walk around and around and then up and down.. why is this?? is this model school???


im a lil dizzy also ... why is that?

As fast as forest can run

So

Some of you may know that Im from here:

Some good things have came from here

Ummmmmm remind me what these are again?????

and some bad well alot bad

Anyway,

Today I got really annoyed with getting told that I speak to fast!! it annoyed me... I think its discrimination I do!!

What do you all think??

when i say i got a bit of a row for it....

this happens every month..

heal the world.. make it a better place... send some love!

Today whilst I was looking on the bbc news website I came across this little delight...

Cartoonist admits punching wife

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6428275.stm

Now I find this very funny ( i know its not nice what happend) I just get images of like Road runner and Tom and Jerry... the whole slapstick thing

You know the whole frying pan in the face, face gets flattend and then *POP* its back to normal.. well you know what im getting at :) Anyway he punched her just cause she couldnt sleep.. Ever heard of Horlicks love!!

I liked this wee quote

"McCormick, who was charged under his full name of Donald Malcolm McCormick"

As opposed to what....???

"Yosemite Sam" "Marvin Martian" "Gruffi Gummy"

(very violent) (likes to use guns) (anger problems)

Also in the news today

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/6428865.stm

It is about Toni Comer 20 who was beaten by police officers as she was caught stealing a car or something!! I dont know the full facts.. (maybe I should be in the police force)

However I did notice this small detail...

"I've got a 14-year-old son, he's actually seen this footage. How do I explain to him that this is justified, regarding the police?"

My my arent kids getting into playing mummy and daddy at a very young age!!!

Toni (and what a beauty she is)

(disclaimer, I actually think it was Toni's dad that said this)

A lil sprinkle of

I dont have much to say today so really this blog is for the food bloggers..

Yesterday I learned of a new species.. Sunshine Shelias
These are well you guys may know it but these are hot gurls that only ever
Come out in the sun! Learn something new everyday, anyway they weren’t out yesterday!..

Accents, I love them, today I spoke to a gurl who was irish but she had moved to france and she was picking up bits of the French sound, its sooo kewl, and then I had a gurl who was born in England moved to Ireland but sounded English,irish australian, aaaahhh I love it.. How I wish that I could have that

Deep Down Donnas Mouth

Last night I made 2 individual lasagnes and had these with garlic bread, well I had half of the lasange. I must say it was yummy.. I however made it diff than I normally do..
This time I had

1 green pepper
1 red pepper
1 medium to large onion
5 mushrooms
2 gloves of garlic
1 small mince
1 jar of tesco pasta sauce
1 four cheese sauce
250ml of milk
1 bag of motzarella cheese.

Anyway it looked and tasted yum!!


Aye so time to be a mink again…

Today ive had

1 roll on sausage and brown sauce
1 lovells choc Nougat (said the mckeith way)
1 danish pastry
1 half burger,chips and salad
1 beer

I now feel sick!!! I do however think I may eat more and of course drink more

Anyway enough of this food shite bloggery….

TOP TEN OF BEING EAST END

1. Carry a pound shop bag with you or an equally cheap one

2. Walk with a slight swagger and huntched up

3. Don’t sleep for 2 nights so that your eyes are all saggy

4. Rub some tea bags onto your skin to give that all important glow

5. Curse and swear through your missing toothed mouth as you walk down the road

6. Have a cig burn right down to the shit and walk about with it looking in cash converters windi

7. Wear either high heels,big belt and tight jeans or trackies that are pure rank ,dirty

generally bugsy lookin

8. Take a walk down the barras wi yer maw and her 5 waines and you take your 3 and smoke n
swear infront of them and say hings like “ awww wee johnnie wiz up knocking at yer sisters

again… wanting some stuff”

9. Smell of old soggy chips n cheese

10. Most important thing walk around with a pure mega mad solid hardcore dog!! Wooof

im sure you all can think of better ones