Cow Killers??

Last night I got told that the cops killed a cow..

They killed this cow only cause it was walking down the motorway?


Wierd mate !

im complaining to the police !

Why?

So my weekend, it was pretty strange but a good strange.. Friday was a mental day, you know that way I get all excited and then cry then be sick well… I cried L

My friend was coming back for a while, my other friend was leaving, my other friend had something to share and it just got toooo much for me and ended up crying my wee eyes out.. I think im gonna do a blog post of all my crying pictures, I take them every so often when I cry like a total dick !

Anyway, Saturday was much better I felt more calmer .. my mum came through and we went for lunch, then went to an exhibition in the lighthouse it was really good, we then went shopping… I was sooo tired but I had to go back to the East for a fancy dress party.. I was going as Amy Crackhouse, I had my syringe and everything.. had to get my dad to do my tattoos, never let a drunk father draw your tattoos… It was a really good night ,ended up waking myself up though by wanting to spew !! barf !! indeed !!

Hmmm so my mums washing machine was making a weird noise, so my dad took this apart… In it was a bra wire,tablets and £2.60 which was put on the lottery.. this got me and my mum thinking.. how much money is sucked away in a washing machine.. cause it was the bra wire that was stopping it going away..
Do you think men loose more than women? I mean really, who does empty their pockets before washing !!

So buses ,yeah! I got on the bus on Sunday there after returning from the East, on this bus was a man with a 20kg bag of long grain rice.. how odd I thought.. Anyway whilst passing the trongate I saw a boy coming out from peeing in the wee dookit bit.. what a little rankoid I thought and then he walks over to a fatty boom a latte stuffing her face with a mcdonalds.. (his mother) see where he gets it from then… So I get off the bus and goto the shop and who happens to be holding the door open for me!! Yup you got it it’s the wee peeing boy!! Hands unwashed !! fucking barf !! that’s why I have to wash my hands loads and loads and loads !! grot bags like that !!!

Talking of buses, why they always late a the smallest sign of rain !!!
I stood in the rain for like over 25mins, and I thought if im late im late big deal
But it was annoying,, so I eventually got to my work and I saw something that make me smile soooo much,,, Something sooo silly but it did.
It was 2 workies in there hyper glow tops pushing a car over the junction.. it made me lolzz anyway!!

Star jumps! Hmmm im not that impressed.

If you look inside a bucket

Hi

So with this recent change in the clocks it got me a little confussed shall we say?

Lets look at this...

BTCWB : I awoke at 6.30am it was dark, left house at 7.30am (ish) it was dark
ATCWB: I awake at 6.30am it is dark, leave the house at 7.30am (ish) it is light.

Actually lets not look at this, cause Ive completely forgot my point.. there is one and when I remember I shall post it here !

Oh Im sorry, im very confussed just now...

So many good things are happening just now :)

you know i need to think more before I write these blogs, i have loads to say and when it comes to me writting it down I forget :(

oh yes, lets talk about this .. I wrote a little script.

Person 1: You look like my friend
Person 2: Oh do I
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Do I look better

Lets stop here....take a look at this conversation and think

What if Person 1 said : Actually no, my friend is better than you.. then rile of a list of things thats are horrible about Person 2

Why does Person 2 ask such a silly question?

Strange....

Sometimes there is great loss to the blog world. it sux :(

Today the polish got on the bus... The gurl and her bf.. i think his name is Adam.. Anyway, 2 more polish got on, a father and son duo.. the father lolzzd at the paper and the son sat there slightly embarassed.... Then the 4 polish from the other day.. they get on the number 43 bus at Mcdonalds..
They come on the bus and all shake hands with the son and father.. it was nice... one of them eyes up the polish burd whos bf left her to get off at the Mcdonalds. I dont think he is that impressed.. Tbh im not either...

She gives poles a bad name !!

Yes yes yall and you cant stop!

What can you do to make a person feel uncomfortable on a bus?
I was wondering this today whilst I was sitting on the bus next to someone.
We always keep a distance to the person next to us, either divided by our bags or a newspaper… We are happy to cram in to a bus but never sit close next to the person.
Fatties fatties fatties, I hate when that kind sit next to you on the bus…

So there was a fatty on the bus today, she sat at the front and she was all slouched arms crossed listening to her Tunes man! And I swear she was like a bear! A bear I say yes a bear. So she was all slouchy like and started yawning very loudly and one of the yawns held a burp!! Ewwww … I was thinking she was a loser when she was younger and never sat up the back of the bus when she was young, cause she wasn’t kewl, but now like she sitting up front pretending she is one of the kewl kids at the back… she then waddled off down the stairs ages before her stop of course, I know this person, I may ask her why she did this….

Another anniversary for me this month, it was 4 years of working at my job.. this to me is slightly depressing but at the same time it shows what a dedicated worker bee I am and that I don’t hate my job or the people that much…. I am now the loser !!!

Im also having another anniversary in 2 days time, it’s a year since I split with my fiancé.. this is I don’t know.. its good, cause I feel I have improved as a person in a year. I have had a lot of help from many people and I am greatfull to them all for being there for me and encouraging me… So from November Im thinking its time now to start being more of the me I want to be.. the me I know that is inside …
This is me being gay!

I love the new lily allen song, like its amazing… its called Drivin me wild and Mmm it makes me think of happy stuff and this is good…
I like kewl songs and then you get folk whos fav song the now is like Spice gurls, or fucking take that or sugababes (u know it bbbabby) r u old skool rocking it? I think so ! much !!


Im making several cards today… I have decisions to make to and these are hard.

Yes yes yall, I rescued a non disabled easter chic , it was lying under the printer at work !

Lolzz at that fool saying Sooooo Coollll hahahhahaha
I joke you aint a fool

confussion

In all the excitement of my hangover yesterday I forgot that it has been a year since I had stopped smoking!! A whole year My! My! My!, this makes me ever so excited and happy… It started off at first as I really need to do this, its rank.. then getting told yeah it is actually rank… (obv I new this already but !) yeah so i stopped and it was gid ....

im still confussed about this whole bus situation. you know the one, its where they are sitting down next to you or someone else and then 5miles before their stop they say(in a little whisper) "Excuse me please" so you let them up.. whats the deal with this??? why???

maybe i will ask one day

bus of smiles

I like when my bus goes past the back of the St E centre.. it makes me smile because I see the polish men and their moustaches at the bus stop waiting and then i see the window cleaners on the other side and there boss man all suited and booted.. This makes me smile :)

this is all i have to say :)

The Story that people doubted !!

Omg !! well remember when I was telling you about that story I was going to tell you about the £1 shop ..yeah ? well here it is !!

Last week i went to the £1 shop.. I like to go in cause its full of crap and I love crap.. the more stuff i can fill up in my flat the better I say (i dont really but for the purpose of the blog i shall)

Anyway, I ventured in one Saturday not so long ago and I was browsing as you do and I found a kewl wee pumpkin bag thing they had you had to build it and just as I was putting it into my basket ! OMg!!! I heard loud shouting !!!
I turned round quickly to see 4 guys and 2 chicks!! (they were blacks from london would you believe) Omg !! they were shouting saying !! No NO No this is not how we do it in London !! this is not how we play that way!!
I started to panic.. got my phone ready (incase i had to do a quick twitter blog) and listened and watched carefully.. Suddenly the woman behind the counter says " Well we dont play that way in Scotland Yall ! " We need receipts if you want to bring something back !!

One of the guys starts to look really angry and the others are like " no no no " again and im like Omg !! shock !!!

and then something happens that I never would have thought would happen in the £1 shop.. one of the guys reaches for his pocket... oh no!!! a a a gun!!1

Nah it aint really , he just puts his hand in his pocket and they all leave the store...
after getting in trouble for blocking the door!!

Ha ! we dont play that way indeed.



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