Tuesday, 19 February 2008

I make things

Sooo for those of you who know me, I make things.. so i thought i would show you a few things... some are plain stupid!!

The first is my ned gnome...prev being displayed on myspace..


The second is my exorcist doll.. i cant remember why i made this..


The third is my bat top..this was gonna be in one of my vids but i changed my mind.


The forth again was going to be a top in a vid but it didnt work out so well..


The fifth its a wee pic of me and my mate De... child style..


The sixth its the NON Valentines day card I made for a sexy bloke.Its pigeons eating sickness with the wording.. Im a little Cooo cooo 4 you...


The seventh,eighth and ninth are the packaging which the non valentines day present was in...tacky!!!!






The tenth is a mess I made


The eleventh is a comment i made at the kevlingrove art gallery.


The twelvth and thirteenth are both me making an arse of myself.





Hmmm this has been hard trying to put numbers into words....

Monday, 18 February 2008

a gid song like

i love this song

Sunday, 17 February 2008

hi

hello...its me....

im back so it seems.. for how long I really dont know....

however this time its gonna involve some pics ! oh my !

Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Thursday, 3 January 2008

Full fat fluffy fucking cocks

Look mum ! Im blogging ....

Im getting lame with this.. I cant be bothered !! thats never a good sign.. when you start to get lazy with something sooooo small...

Whilst im talking of small things.. I was up at my aunts and uncles having dinner.. It was a big family meal.. i really wasnt in the mood (coz im ill) but I went .. didnt want to be left at home with the dogs now did I.. Anyway.. we were enjoying the meal.. (it was nice but i found a hair on my goosefat roast tatties) BOak!! hair makes me sick, but i was brave and hid it away under my plate so that my dad wouldnt see it (he also boaks at this) Anyway.. we get to desert !

OMGZ !! Desert !!! Home made Meriguines(cant spell) with freshly whipped cream fresh raspberries and choc sticks.. omgzz amazing !! So we are all sitting stuffing our faces and then we hear my wee cuz say " oh oh whats that" We look at him, he points to the rasps and we are like ???? and then i see it.... this little catterpillar standing to attention on top of the rasp, then it starts a little dance !!!

hhahhaha it made me laugh... i love themm.. others felt a lil sick.. hahahahah
so i picked it up and ate it !! yummmm... no no no i didnt, it got put outside :)

its prob dead now...

Monday, 24 December 2007

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you all ....

x

Tuesday, 27 November 2007

Its not that good tbh

It was funny this morning.. well sorta, I probably shouldn’t laugh at this like but well there was a old sorta guy on the bus and like he had something wrong with his hand, well anyway, he went to get off the bus and like he was standing waiting to get off and he had scratch at his trousers !! lolzaa

Anyway this man gets off the bus and stops still in the middle of the road, fag in his gub,, his bad hand and then the other hand he stands there pulling the trousers and pants no doubt out of his arse !! it made me chuckle !!

So last nights bus journey nothing that exciting but I feel I have to mention it only cause I thought whats the point !!

The 16 single decker comes up, packed, the 18 double decker comes up, gets packed, and I think im not gonna squeeze I cant be bothered with sweaty 6pm bodies squashed up beside me… so I wait for the next bus which happens to be another DD 18 however the bus driver tries to show that he wont stop cause the 18 infront .. so me and another woman stand there like !!!!!

However the fat hairy man pulls over as the other 18 moves and says in a rather abrupt nasty tone “ you could have got that one” we said it was full, he says “ If you didn’t see me you would have “ to which I reply NO, I was waiting on the next bus !!!!
Anyway he starts to move, cursing at the drivers in front and bringing up his glut !! Charming man he is not …. I thought hmm bit out of order, is job is to deliver people to where they want to be !! Anyway, I get off the bus at my stop and say ever so sweetly “ Thank you very much” and smile a big child like smile !!

Ha ! take that man of nastiness !!!

Last night I started to finish my gnome for my friend, it looks ok so far !!

The end