The Party

Now if you think im gonna talk about that amazing film The party staring Peter Sellers well um stop reading now !


The Party Im talking about well its a Bukaki Party...


Anyway, a lil bit of info first before we go any further.. I love people, I find them very very intresting... I also love gumtree... its the source of all fun,pervs and evil.... hahahahah love it... anyway, peoples minds just well they are soooo intresting..

*Please note all names have been changed.



The Idea

Well, the idea came about from Morris, he had mentioned that his mate had invited to him to one but he wasnt going to go... all very lol and wierd but kewl.

Anyway we were sitting at work bored one day so Me,Marty,Harry,Arthur and Jasper decided to put a lil add on gumtree..


The Add

Bukake party


Date: Friday 11th April
Location : you will be advised if chosen

You will be judged on pictures you send….


Shoot, thrill, spill!

Whats all this cotton wool doing here ?

Im sooooo happy today :) and im not feeling well !! but still im happy !!

Silly things have made me smile today... so thank you yum boy :)


I do overtime at work and sometimes I think this is really sad.. but then I want to get some things which normally I couldnt afford.. and plus it kinda stops me going out and drinking mid week, like eh tomorrow hahahaha.. but still !!!

Tonight im working till 8pm and probs will be bored to fuck but it gives me time to think about stuff... there are a few wee vids i want to make so im being a loser hahahahahha....

Today this happened on the bus:

A big guy and some burd infront... Big guy says:

"Yeah, its like I dont know how i know all this usual information !!!"


Um, Frank spencers mother in laws surname !! what is it? ... Fisher !!

How do i know this stuff !!! this was on 7 years before i was born !!!




So yes you would assume he has just been tested by the burd but oh no!!
He tested himself !!!.. Now how can you test yourself with a question you already know
the answer to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Sorry if you have read that already today !!!



I love the bus still though :)

maybe one day I will meet my true love on the bus !! he will be up the back with a joint and a bottle of bucky and cheap beer !! oh my !! what a dream!!!!!!


i got asked today where i bought my lucozade... hmm ..

I <3 Gumtree

ok as many of you new I love gumtree !! like totally love it.. i could spend hours just having a look around what it has.. only venture to glasgow one.. however a daily stop at the london confessions is a must !!

Anyway... I found this wee beauty!!! I like to put total stupid ads on there and see who replies.... kinda think its poss this person to may have been putting up a stupid add.

oh and please note* I am not looking for a guy.. I merly like to see what the wierdos are up to...


Title: Hard working honest guy looking for some fun Age: 22

Content: Honest guy looking for some fun.
please get in touch if you'd like to know more or wanna meet up





Well hello sailor !!! Now.. far be it from me to slag a ginger but !! holy fuck!

Songs

I love songs !!! I love how when Ive not heard them in ages and then I hear it or just a little bit of it memories flood in...

So......

These remind me of good times in the pub... (straight in there hahaha)





These songs remind of my friends....









These songs remind me of them....(boys)





there are loads.... but today I heard these... they made me smile

I got drunk

Not been up to much...

got drunk

I make things

Sooo for those of you who know me, I make things.. so i thought i would show you a few things... some are plain stupid!!

The first is my ned gnome...prev being displayed on myspace..


The second is my exorcist doll.. i cant remember why i made this..


The third is my bat top..this was gonna be in one of my vids but i changed my mind.


The forth again was going to be a top in a vid but it didnt work out so well..


The fifth its a wee pic of me and my mate De... child style..


The sixth its the NON Valentines day card I made for a sexy bloke.Its pigeons eating sickness with the wording.. Im a little Cooo cooo 4 you...


The seventh,eighth and ninth are the packaging which the non valentines day present was in...tacky!!!!






The tenth is a mess I made


The eleventh is a comment i made at the kevlingrove art gallery.


The twelvth and thirteenth are both me making an arse of myself.





Hmmm this has been hard trying to put numbers into words....

a gid song like

i love this song