Raggy Dolls

On thursday night I went out to see Teddy in his One man show in Bar Brel it was called Bittersweet: Teddy Bears...


The name is ever so true, this boy is bitter bitter bitter.. lolz but ever so funny with it..
(ps he also has a cute sensitive side)


The night started with me going for a quick work drink with some friends and my duck (hubert) I then headed home to clean up a bit and start drinking.. my mate Dougie arrived and helped drink the delights my fridge held and ate my Toffife.. yummmmm


eventually we left and ran for the number 18 or 16 bus I cant mind, maybe The Craig can remind us as he was driving the bus.. well so Dougie thought.. Anyway we get off our little bus and jump into Little Italy where we enjoy a yummy little Cheese and Tomato pizza slice..
then Mr Allador popped in and said hey hey hey before leaving to go and attend to Teddy..


Aye so that was that, headed for Brel, got ID by what turns out to be a 23 year old called Camzi!!! Oi Oi Oi North London Big up!!! aye aye


anyway Teddys show was fantastic, he made me laugh ever so much.. The woman next to me also made me laugh though, whilst Teddy was saying how much of a cunt he was and how he had done this and that, the woman beside me kept making Verbal agreements.. Does one know Teddy I thought ?? Hmmmm


lolz, it was really good so well done Teddy ;)


We then headed for the Oran M where we drank some more and danced.. they were playing the best music and i had great fun and I got to see some dodgy shoes with handlebar moustache and I met a tech teacher !!!! we talked robot !!!

So after watching Teddy and Allan working the dance floor the music stopped.. Was it there faults for showing off with there moves??? hmmm


We then fannied about a bit outside and then went for a burger !!!! Iwont say the name of the place.. where I was told not to look into her eyes of the lady as they were dead!!! oh my and she managed to cook burgers! My burger was ok, i can still taste the onions.. I met some interesting people at the burger van :) I met a man with a nice nose who was an animator and had a rescue dog called Miguel.. that man was kewl ;) I watched as the boys devoured there Scooby snax and contemplating having another. lolz greedy fux.


We eventually got in a taxi and i went to bed.. back of 3 in the morning with me getting up at 7 next day I felt rough at work but they were kind enough to send me home on a half day :) woot woot..


Anyway , I had a really good night, I met some really nice people,laughed loads,got drunk and had a good wee dance.. In my book thats a GID night !!!.


Here are some pics.. All looking a lil worse for wear, the last is the funniest cause we look like a bunch of rejects !!! Mon the rejects!!!

cocka leekie soup!!! all that way just for a chicken

I have nothing to say ohhhhh viennaaaaaaa !!

Im very very tired today :( I planned for an early night however however I didnt get it..

Oh oh just rememberd, last night my txt got read out on Radio 1.. lolz
they were asking for secret facts about the place you are from, So I said that the old part of where im from smells of ribenna and sweetcorn I kid you not and they said it on the radio but thought I was kidding but really im not.. it made me smile that they read it out :)

I drink tooo much irn bru.. My cousin does to, is it a family thing?? I love the stuff i really do.. its good for everything :) but not with tomato soup cause sometimes it makes me feel sick...

Tonight im going for a wee quick drink after work then home and my mate coming round and we having a drink then we are off to see Teddy at Bar Brel done the poncey ashton lane..

It should be good.. then hopefully go for a few to many drinks after and turn up for work very very hungover.. but of course I would have drank a gallon of irn bru so that may make me better...

Yo yo yo Check it !!!

If i think of anything exciting I will let you know..
I need to get some pics up on here...

Holla

Guzzle guzzle

Hellooooooooo

How are we all today??
Good :)

Well well well I have decided I am going to make something from Juice cans.. yes wierdo.. but im gonna cut them up and make this.. its gonna look good if I get it to work..I want to make a robot.. I have a wee pash for the robot..

here are some pics..

How wicked are those wee guys?? Well they on a kewl website called...

http://www.robot1968.com/

I would like one, however im gonna try and make one and well its either gonna be shite or really fucking good....

place your bets now!

So yesterday I told you about that skanky ass boy,well today I saw him again
This time looking even skankier, he is well a clart, he had minging minging trousers on, they were all covered in yuk.. and wait for it, he had a bottle of bru!! Yes a glass bottle.. he was taking a swally oot it !! Guzzle Guzzle.. and to think he prob shared it wif his skank ass mate to and then it would be a like a sewage plant at the bottom..you know the last inch is always slavies...

I also saw this on the bus just before rank boy was there..

It was a wee woman outside Somerfield you know the one next to fat boabs at St E's well i swear that is the skankiest somerfield ever.. well anyway the wee cleaner woman was outside with this wee beast..

obviously it wasnt as nice as this one cause its skanky somerfield and well she had it with its wee nozle at the front and she was pulling at it and then all this dirty ass skank water just poured out onto the street infront it was soooooo fucking rank, i wanted to barf!! then then yeah there is more, driving past the windows of somerfield it looked like it had spew all over the window.. wouldnt surpise me like but it was prob just a pizza but it did look like spew!!

Who does that?? Spew or Pizza its still wrong to do it on windows.. I have to ask.. would you do it at home?? nah you wouldnt !! Fuckers

I have nothing much else to say really...

goodbye

Power power crazy pop!

I love the 80's and when I heard this Song Acceptable in the 80's I loved it straight away!! So much so that........

It was acceptable in the 80s

It was acceptable at the time

It was acceptable in the 80s

It was acceptable at the time

I've got love for you

If you were born in the 80s, the 80s

I've got hugs for you

If you were born in the 80s, the 80s

I'll do things for you

If you were born in the 80s, the 80s

I've got hugs for you

If you were born in the 80s

Yeah It was acceptable in the 80s

It was acceptable at the time

It was acceptable in the 80s

It was acceptable at the time

I've got love for you

If you were born in the 80s, the 80s

I've got hugs for you

If you were born in the 80s, the 80s

I'll do things for you

If you were born in the 80s, the 80s

I've got hugs for you

If you were born in the 80s Yeah

Power Pop? Power Pop Pedo more like

Power up!!!

I love listening to the radio in the morning, ive not done it in a while but Ive forgot just how good it is.. I love Chris moyles he makes me laugh sooooo much..(not all would agree) I love just standing at the bus stop and smiling away like a fool, people must think im nuts but I just cant help it.. plus a smile is catching so I guess its good... the bad thing being is hearing a good song always makes me want to dance and I sometimes find myself shaking my hips a bit...

What is this thing on tv just now, Power Brand?? So far I have seen them advertise:

and

So what is this PowerBrand advertisement?? Ive recently saw it...

another advert that I love, which I saw a couple of weeks ago is the Lynx one, yeah yeah i know everyone will love it but it is good, it makes me smile...

Why is tomato soup sooo good with buttered crispy rolls? tell me why???

Im having that for lunch today.. damn forgot to take my mince out the freezer!!

My flat is like a freezer just now, it was sooo cold this morning, im still waiting on Mr Pervy Plumber to get back in touch with me...he better get back in touch...

Aye i dont have much to say today, just wanted to find out about Powerbrand really...

misbehaving = that prog on chan 4 tonight at 8pm lolz

Good afternoon dedicated readers of 3 !

I really need to get more readers but im lazy and im just hoping that people will just drop by you know.. Its not important if they do cause im not looking for readers.. I just like to talk so if I talk here it means well it means im better behaved you see :) (ok im trying) Some folk really do look dirty dont they..

I aint really talking about this guy above but well this morning as my bus passed Mcdonalds,Mcdonalds, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.... corner I saw this pure skanking guy, he was dressed in those horrible jackets. ummm what ones are they they are like red and they come down to the waist where they have a little extra bit.. fuck knows they skanky anyway so this guy was wearing this and joggy bottoms the jersey type ones.. and well his face ewwwww I swear it needed a gid scrub !!!!!.. Anyway...

The Good Food Guide

Some folk eh! Think they are all la de da food coniseours n that just cause they drink wine (white) n (only during the day of course)

Mintos
Fizz Whiz
Skittles
And cola.

lolz misbehaving !


So im a wee bit annoyed that I missed this but well its not passed my 150th day of non smoking !!.. today its 155 days.. im happy with this yes.. I was thinking today when someone light up at the bus stop.. I didn’t think about a cig yesterday.. Sooo Im happy.


I was on the bus the other day coming back from Asda..(oh my life is exciting)
And there were 2 wee gurls n there mum and the wee lassie was soooo funny, she must have been about 4 or 5 and they were going to the cemetery to lay some flowers (well I hope after the convo) however the wee one was like
“ ma there are wans in there that are like wan n that aint there, even wans that were like zero, that’s like the smallest number aint it, it is aye”
then she was like

“can we take pics aw that wee wan that was wan year old n aww the wee kids are greeting beside”

then she was all like

“ Monday Monday Monday, everybodys always going on about Monday”

I swear she cracked me up, she was talking about how they got lost before when they were going.. she is a right we character…

Aye so that was that…

disclaimer i was only joking re good food guide

X-rated at my dentist

Friday...

I was back up at the dental hospital again getting.. the cute dentist whisked me away to a wee room where he wedged something hard into my mouth, it hurt :( it made me bleed, he then zapped me with something that mezmorised me!! Zappppp zappp.. 5 mins later he removed this hard thing and within a couple of mins I had a lovely xray of my bad tooth... next he decide to inject another large object into my mouth this time it squirted funny stuff into my gum... ohh it was big and it felt soooo nice.. I love jags :) anyway the afternoon consisted on many a double entendres which I love.... its fucked up to think i get turned on by the dentist i mean, he is cute, he had his fingers in my mouth and the facial expressions he made whilst concentrating Mmmmm.. I love the way mouths look when they are doing things.. anyway,

i have to go back to the dentist.. what a shame lolz...

So three and a half hours later I am peeled from the dentist chair and head to get my mates in Est Est .. there i drink copius amount of heineken (it tastes citrus) then eat some garlic bread and chips.. (amazing garlic bread) have a cutie with a greek nose (i love noses) steal me a teaspoon... I then head for Reflex.. my my its gayer than gay in this place but i love it... talking of 80s i love this song : Calvin Harris Acceptable In The 80s its sooooo amazing.. it had me dancing away in my bathroom.. aye so end up leaving there to go get my mate in a secret location lolz, anyway its strange that someone can be soooo nice but really they do nothing for you... and its like a horse.. wierd wierd wierd... (i shall regret saying that) So I wasnt well I had to get home A.S.A.P so I jumped a taxi and spoke to another mate on the fone, i remember telling him I had to go.. now, now now... It was at that point that i felt it.. you know that way where your mouth waters and you know you are gonna be sick… on no!! well I didn’t know what to do,
Be sick in the cab and pay a hefty fine or ask him to stop and risk him not letting me back in cab… Sooo I done what all good lil gurls should do and well I swallowed…

How rank!! I don’t mind much else about that night..