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Look mum ! Im blogging ....

Im getting lame with this.. I cant be bothered !! thats never a good sign.. when you start to get lazy with something sooooo small...

Whilst im talking of small things.. I was up at my aunts and uncles having dinner.. It was a big family meal.. i really wasnt in the mood (coz im ill) but I went .. didnt want to be left at home with the dogs now did I.. Anyway.. we were enjoying the meal.. (it was nice but i found a hair on my goosefat roast tatties) BOak!! hair makes me sick, but i was brave and hid it away under my plate so that my dad wouldnt see it (he also boaks at this) Anyway.. we get to desert !

OMGZ !! Desert !!! Home made Meriguines(cant spell) with freshly whipped cream fresh raspberries and choc sticks.. omgzz amazing !! So we are all sitting stuffing our faces and then we hear my wee cuz say " oh oh whats that" We look at him, he points to the rasps and we are like ???? and then i see it.... this little catterpillar standing to attention on top of the rasp, then it starts a little dance !!!

hhahhaha it made me laugh... i love themm.. others felt a lil sick.. hahahahah
so i picked it up and ate it !! yummmm... no no no i didnt, it got put outside :)

its prob dead now...

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you all ....

x

Its not that good tbh

It was funny this morning.. well sorta, I probably shouldn’t laugh at this like but well there was a old sorta guy on the bus and like he had something wrong with his hand, well anyway, he went to get off the bus and like he was standing waiting to get off and he had scratch at his trousers !! lolzaa

Anyway this man gets off the bus and stops still in the middle of the road, fag in his gub,, his bad hand and then the other hand he stands there pulling the trousers and pants no doubt out of his arse !! it made me chuckle !!

So last nights bus journey nothing that exciting but I feel I have to mention it only cause I thought whats the point !!

The 16 single decker comes up, packed, the 18 double decker comes up, gets packed, and I think im not gonna squeeze I cant be bothered with sweaty 6pm bodies squashed up beside me… so I wait for the next bus which happens to be another DD 18 however the bus driver tries to show that he wont stop cause the 18 infront .. so me and another woman stand there like !!!!!

However the fat hairy man pulls over as the other 18 moves and says in a rather abrupt nasty tone “ you could have got that one” we said it was full, he says “ If you didn’t see me you would have “ to which I reply NO, I was waiting on the next bus !!!!
Anyway he starts to move, cursing at the drivers in front and bringing up his glut !! Charming man he is not …. I thought hmm bit out of order, is job is to deliver people to where they want to be !! Anyway, I get off the bus at my stop and say ever so sweetly “ Thank you very much” and smile a big child like smile !!

Ha ! take that man of nastiness !!!

Last night I started to finish my gnome for my friend, it looks ok so far !!

The end

Isnt it funny?

Excuse me please ! it really aint that hard, so why is it that the vile little man that I sat beside this morning couldn’t use it ???

He sat there making that throat clearing noise, uh huh… every minute, he obv had a problem like.. then he would snort and cough and sook in the snotters !! he was fat and repulsive ! retched little man… So when he wanted to get off he tried to just squeeze past me.. now normally this may have been ok however today I have 3 bags with me as im going home for the weekend !

So if he is reading EXCUSE ME! Works fucking wonders ! and if you want to be polite add on a little Please.. go on, just for comedy effect…

My day started off really good.. I awoke at the hour that was 6 of a 30ish and got up and got myself ready packed my bags for the east and headed off to get the bus all bright and earllllllllyyyy yeah !! but then.. then it happened !! Some cunt !! yes a cunt drove past and went into a big puddle and the water splashed !! and it went right down my left handside of me and onto my face and in my eye!!
So like im sitting on this bus total para that I got big dirty water marks on my face and a few folk are looking but I think that was just the seats they were in tbh.. but still !!

Im fine now though !!

I was at a craft fair the other day with my mate. It was put on by The Glasgow Craft Mafia… lolz gid name, anyway we had ordered a few drinks these were, one latte, cola and lemonade….
The geek behind the counter who had a sorta wheres wally look about him was like so, latte,cola n lemonade… I pause.. hmmm nah ..he wouldn’t…
There you go that’s blah blah blah.. um my mate says , we asked for a lemonade aswell.. Oh says wheres weirdo.. I thought you meant together… we all look at the murky peat water like concoction infront of us…. EH NAW!! We might be in a Vegan place n all that but really… Who fucking drinks Cola and Lemonade mixed together !

My word

Why!

there is that word again.. it asks to much...

Today it is a bad word swimming in my silly head...

I hope it becomes a good word soon!

Cow Killers??

Last night I got told that the cops killed a cow..

They killed this cow only cause it was walking down the motorway?


Wierd mate !

im complaining to the police !