The Party (part 3)

Didnt we get some lovely replies.. yes we did not..

So it was time to invite our guests to The Party...




Hi,
Thank you for replying to my ad and thank you very much for the picture !!! I got an instant smile on my face and went a little red … heheheheheh..
I would definitely like for you to meet up for the party… Im planning on meeting everyone informally in a pub in town before we get straight to business on Friday
This is only so I can feel a bit more comfortable about who I bring home.
Soooo
Are you available on Wednesday around 6.00 pm onwards ? we could meet in #### on ####### Street. Bring that days Metro paper for identity so I can pick you out from the crowd.



Obv The Party wasnt happening.. We just wanted to see who would turn up...
So that night Me,Marty,Harry met up with Arthur and C.. outside the pub and went down... Straight away we saw someone sitting their with a metro in hand, the words metro facing us!! I panicked,went to the bar got some drinks and sat down....

Arthur started saying he was gonna go over and ask the guy for his Metro and I was like omgzz nooo dont, just leave it, just sit and wait see who else comes in... anyway, he started to get a lil carried away and i started freaking.... Eventually he went and said do you want this paper, the guy got up and went to the bog...
He came back sat back down and then seemed a little agitated (cant spell) Got up and said to us. yes us !!! Do you want this paper! I was meant to meet some dicks at 6pm and they havent showed up!!

I paniked and was like omgzz this guy is gonna go mental if he knows its a prank... anyway just at that Arthur and his Bro C got the guy over and introduced me to him I was like what !!! no !! Turns out it was Arthur and C's bro !!! they had played a prank on me!!! Soooooo Good !! hahahahah However just at that point !!!


yes you got it a guy came in !!!! hahahahah he sat right behind me !!! omgzzz

it was all very very wierd then another guy came down the stairs with paper and left...

lolzzzz so obv I had invited a few, but only like 5 turned up.. so I mailed them all to find out why on earth they hadnt turned up!! hahahahahah

It was strange... I may do it again... not nice I know, but gosh dont you just love people !!!!!


The rest of the night was amazing fun though :)

The Party (part 2)

Sooo yes the bukaki party !! fun fun fun !! (yes i know we are wierd)

*Please note that this blog is gonna contain naughty words and a rude picture..



We got a few replies... um around 60 alot sent pictures asked questions and some well they were just plain wierd..wanting relationships.. eh hello! I want cum on my face not a wedding ring !!


Anyway, I thought Id show you wat we were dealing with...


The Replies

1: This guy yeah, well he tells me about going down and all that shit in great detail
then to tell me what cunnilingus means.. eh hello !! IM A GURL u cock monkey.
Anyway, He said such things as this and we all lolz'd at him:
"BEFORE PLUNGING THAT DELICIOUS INTRUDER"
"RIDE THE WAVE TO THE NEXT"
"sample the goods and go on to the practical"

The guy also enclosed a pic.. i thought i was looking at a thimble !!

2: Ummm aye...this guy maybe didnt know what bukaki meant..he kinda sounded like he wanted a gf?

"I'm tall, fit, good looking, slim and have my own car which I have been driving for 3 years a small yaris. I love to play some sports like badminton, football, basketball, swimming as well as other sports. I like clubbing, nights in or out, cinema, pubs, eating out, music, bowling, meeting new people and would love to travel the world if I met the right person. I have a very open mind to try anything once for example: What different cultures eat, sports and what they do for fun. I look forward to meeting u. I love to have a laugh and lots of fun I'm also a kind, caring person to be with and I would do anything to make you happy. The most important thing about me is that I will treat you the right way. I also have a full time job.


3: Now we are talking !!!

"can i roll in the snake in the seethin hot swamp ! "

4: Um ? Errrr ??

"Im a hard working male looking for something different and worthwhile. Ive just come out of a 3 and a half year relationship with someone i grew to hate lol, i know thats harsh but sometimes telling the truth is better than bottling it inside. Im fun, good conversationist, reliable, ive also been told i look like Terri Henri and Simon from Blue, not to blow my own trumpit,lol i just find it hard to describe myself. Im currently working as a financial advisor or mortgage broker, which ever suits you better. Im not looking for a full on relationship with anyone, unless we click then it becomes uncontrolable. I like good music, nice dinner, possibly a movie, as ive not been out for a while due to work and im not asking for anyone to pay me way, lol.. im quite capable of doing that myself, beside there are still gentlemen in this world weather you believe it or not lol.... ive ran out of things to say and i hope its not too wordy or boring, look forward to hearing from you"


yeah sooo I think that is enough.. there were alot of wierd replies like from guys who wanted relationships n shit like that..fucked up? (so am i obv)

Anyway.. sooo like I said I got pics and even one vid hahahahah.. but I just have to show you this pic.. soooo funny!


In his own words he is " heavy cummer and all round 'team' player ;)"




was it time for the invites?

The Party

Now if you think im gonna talk about that amazing film The party staring Peter Sellers well um stop reading now !


The Party Im talking about well its a Bukaki Party...


Anyway, a lil bit of info first before we go any further.. I love people, I find them very very intresting... I also love gumtree... its the source of all fun,pervs and evil.... hahahahah love it... anyway, peoples minds just well they are soooo intresting..

*Please note all names have been changed.



The Idea

Well, the idea came about from Morris, he had mentioned that his mate had invited to him to one but he wasnt going to go... all very lol and wierd but kewl.

Anyway we were sitting at work bored one day so Me,Marty,Harry,Arthur and Jasper decided to put a lil add on gumtree..


The Add

Bukake party


Date: Friday 11th April
Location : you will be advised if chosen

You will be judged on pictures you send….


Shoot, thrill, spill!

Whats all this cotton wool doing here ?

Im sooooo happy today :) and im not feeling well !! but still im happy !!

Silly things have made me smile today... so thank you yum boy :)


I do overtime at work and sometimes I think this is really sad.. but then I want to get some things which normally I couldnt afford.. and plus it kinda stops me going out and drinking mid week, like eh tomorrow hahahaha.. but still !!!

Tonight im working till 8pm and probs will be bored to fuck but it gives me time to think about stuff... there are a few wee vids i want to make so im being a loser hahahahahha....

Today this happened on the bus:

A big guy and some burd infront... Big guy says:

"Yeah, its like I dont know how i know all this usual information !!!"


Um, Frank spencers mother in laws surname !! what is it? ... Fisher !!

How do i know this stuff !!! this was on 7 years before i was born !!!




So yes you would assume he has just been tested by the burd but oh no!!
He tested himself !!!.. Now how can you test yourself with a question you already know
the answer to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Sorry if you have read that already today !!!



I love the bus still though :)

maybe one day I will meet my true love on the bus !! he will be up the back with a joint and a bottle of bucky and cheap beer !! oh my !! what a dream!!!!!!


i got asked today where i bought my lucozade... hmm ..

I <3 Gumtree

ok as many of you new I love gumtree !! like totally love it.. i could spend hours just having a look around what it has.. only venture to glasgow one.. however a daily stop at the london confessions is a must !!

Anyway... I found this wee beauty!!! I like to put total stupid ads on there and see who replies.... kinda think its poss this person to may have been putting up a stupid add.

oh and please note* I am not looking for a guy.. I merly like to see what the wierdos are up to...


Title: Hard working honest guy looking for some fun Age: 22

Content: Honest guy looking for some fun.
please get in touch if you'd like to know more or wanna meet up





Well hello sailor !!! Now.. far be it from me to slag a ginger but !! holy fuck!

Songs

I love songs !!! I love how when Ive not heard them in ages and then I hear it or just a little bit of it memories flood in...

So......

These remind me of good times in the pub... (straight in there hahaha)





These songs remind of my friends....









These songs remind me of them....(boys)





there are loads.... but today I heard these... they made me smile

I got drunk

Not been up to much...

got drunk