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Ahhhh the good old Jumble sale blogs… You know you all love them.. not

Well as I have a lot to say I will try and keep it short…

Had a half day yesterday, on the most wettest day ive seen in a while, got soaked !!
Lolz but when don’t I.. My jeans are always to long and get soaked, they sooookkk up the water and it soon appears at my knees… I like this in a way..

Ohhh I also like the noise of men scratching there stuble, it’s a nice noise and for some reason it turns me on… -scratch,scratch-

Back to the wet half day story, sooo my bus comes it’s the number 62 (but going east not west im not back in the day you see) So I say to the bus driver, do you go down The Forge.. (I don’t say mate cause he is not my mate and I don’t say these things)
He looks at me… “The Forge” I say… Again he looks and then points to round the corner, and says “I go there” hmmmm.. Yes well very good, yes, .. Yes he is polish and this makes me smile J The people behind inform me that yes this bus does goto The Forge..
Soo the reason I smiled re the polish bus driver is cause I love this.. you have no idea how much I love that we have polish people here.. I just imagine this new race.. (hmmm does that seem racist?) its like the southpark with the aliens but of course we are not all gonna end up bumming.. I just like the fact that we may end up this kewl like community of Polish/Scots, I know there are other people here aswell from far off lands and just down the road but like it’s a big thing just now, you know..
Anyway, it makes me smile and I love it,, I want polish friends !!!

Aye so that’s that, I end up at the forge get to asda get what I need and head for the bus stop, Now cause im going back to my place of homeliness I can get one bus from this bus stop, yes one bus.. now this bus comes after every bus .. I swear like 3 40s pass and then some more and then in the distance you see it… You see the old rickety double decker slowly drawing closer to the stop.. The left door swings open and then slowly but surely the right swings open.. I love this bus.. always the rickety broken doored 43 .. It makes me smile..

Ooopss missed out the point of the bus stop… There was this wee ginger boy there , he was around I would say 7 maybe, all trackied up, shaved heed with a pattern cut into it..little diamonte earing, Obviously he was using the bling to try and distract from his ginger hair.. Hmm it didn’t work..
Anyway the wee fucker!! (yes I did just call him that) well he was standing there and he just fucking spat !! like gobbed on the ground infront of his mother (she tried to bleach the ginger out her own mop) and also infront of old people and ME!!!! I hate folk spitting for the sake of it.. then some other cunt done it to, he was older but still,
FUCK OFF YOU MINGING FUCKS!!!
Also why do old men feel they always have to moan about buses.. I know I sorta moaned before about it, but I turned it round to something good, this old man sat at the bus stop moaning about the buses, then his bus comes, and what !!! he doesn’t fucking get on it !!!! he just walks away !!!!!
Is that how you spend your beige pee riddend days ??? sitting moaning at bus stops??
Try the bingo mate !!!

So next I was on my 43 bus that makes me smile and there is some skanks up the back.. well as “The Bus Driver” says Pram faces!! So anyway, all I hear is skank face shouting “ see that wee fucking prick, im gonni kick fuck oot him”
Then she starts saying to her wain, “manners, manners” cause it think she was giving him something to eat, no doubt an ‘E’ or something.. anyway she keeps doing that, and then all of a sudden the wain hits her and she says goni no fucking hit me ya wee bastard!! (was this the manners she was talking about?) I was shocked, anyway, it continues with her swearing her wee (well huge) arse off infront of the wain and then her BF says something to her, and she is all like, “im no gonni say whit I would love tae dae” and this was in regards to the wain..
Now obv folk are totally disgusted with them and they soon get off the bus but fuck me you should have seen the state of them.. Skanky,clarty fucking bastards!!!

Last night I was at the Stand seeing Red Raw.. Teddy was doing his topicals. So we thought we would all go along..
I really enjoyed myself, nearly every act made me piss myself laughing, a few not so funny,
I cant really remember there names, cause there was to much clapping (good thing) as they were being introduced..However the 1st guy on it was his first time and he was nervous but he was funny, I liked his stuff and he made me laugh a lot. I cant really remember the order after that, the man with the red tshirt from England was really really funny.. then this guy whos name I do know “ “ was sooo funny, I mean really really really funny … so I would def say check him out… oh they were all gid J they made me laugh like a hyinna on helium.. Anyway ended up in pub after, couldn’t face drink, couldn’t be sick in pub loo either cause the loo smelled so went back upstairs to the group.. hmm drunken fone calls are never good L

Anyway, got home and spewed.. never a nice thing.. nor is it when you get into your bed, pop the light out and then dizzy dizzy light on, toilet, spew, lie with light on in bed till pass out…. Wake up to find out passed out with light on, light off sleep

Get up at 6.30am blah , my eyes still look drunk .. time to get ready for work.