misbehaving = that prog on chan 4 tonight at 8pm lolz

Good afternoon dedicated readers of 3 !

I really need to get more readers but im lazy and im just hoping that people will just drop by you know.. Its not important if they do cause im not looking for readers.. I just like to talk so if I talk here it means well it means im better behaved you see :) (ok im trying) Some folk really do look dirty dont they..

I aint really talking about this guy above but well this morning as my bus passed Mcdonalds,Mcdonalds, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.... corner I saw this pure skanking guy, he was dressed in those horrible jackets. ummm what ones are they they are like red and they come down to the waist where they have a little extra bit.. fuck knows they skanky anyway so this guy was wearing this and joggy bottoms the jersey type ones.. and well his face ewwwww I swear it needed a gid scrub !!!!!.. Anyway...

The Good Food Guide

Some folk eh! Think they are all la de da food coniseours n that just cause they drink wine (white) n (only during the day of course)

Mintos
Fizz Whiz
Skittles
And cola.

lolz misbehaving !


So im a wee bit annoyed that I missed this but well its not passed my 150th day of non smoking !!.. today its 155 days.. im happy with this yes.. I was thinking today when someone light up at the bus stop.. I didn’t think about a cig yesterday.. Sooo Im happy.


I was on the bus the other day coming back from Asda..(oh my life is exciting)
And there were 2 wee gurls n there mum and the wee lassie was soooo funny, she must have been about 4 or 5 and they were going to the cemetery to lay some flowers (well I hope after the convo) however the wee one was like
“ ma there are wans in there that are like wan n that aint there, even wans that were like zero, that’s like the smallest number aint it, it is aye”
then she was like

“can we take pics aw that wee wan that was wan year old n aww the wee kids are greeting beside”

then she was all like

“ Monday Monday Monday, everybodys always going on about Monday”

I swear she cracked me up, she was talking about how they got lost before when they were going.. she is a right we character…

Aye so that was that…

disclaimer i was only joking re good food guide

X-rated at my dentist

Friday...

I was back up at the dental hospital again getting.. the cute dentist whisked me away to a wee room where he wedged something hard into my mouth, it hurt :( it made me bleed, he then zapped me with something that mezmorised me!! Zappppp zappp.. 5 mins later he removed this hard thing and within a couple of mins I had a lovely xray of my bad tooth... next he decide to inject another large object into my mouth this time it squirted funny stuff into my gum... ohh it was big and it felt soooo nice.. I love jags :) anyway the afternoon consisted on many a double entendres which I love.... its fucked up to think i get turned on by the dentist i mean, he is cute, he had his fingers in my mouth and the facial expressions he made whilst concentrating Mmmmm.. I love the way mouths look when they are doing things.. anyway,

i have to go back to the dentist.. what a shame lolz...

So three and a half hours later I am peeled from the dentist chair and head to get my mates in Est Est .. there i drink copius amount of heineken (it tastes citrus) then eat some garlic bread and chips.. (amazing garlic bread) have a cutie with a greek nose (i love noses) steal me a teaspoon... I then head for Reflex.. my my its gayer than gay in this place but i love it... talking of 80s i love this song : Calvin Harris Acceptable In The 80s its sooooo amazing.. it had me dancing away in my bathroom.. aye so end up leaving there to go get my mate in a secret location lolz, anyway its strange that someone can be soooo nice but really they do nothing for you... and its like a horse.. wierd wierd wierd... (i shall regret saying that) So I wasnt well I had to get home A.S.A.P so I jumped a taxi and spoke to another mate on the fone, i remember telling him I had to go.. now, now now... It was at that point that i felt it.. you know that way where your mouth waters and you know you are gonna be sick… on no!! well I didn’t know what to do,
Be sick in the cab and pay a hefty fine or ask him to stop and risk him not letting me back in cab… Sooo I done what all good lil gurls should do and well I swallowed…

How rank!! I don’t mind much else about that night..