He sat there making that throat clearing noise, uh huh… every minute, he obv had a problem like.. then he would snort and cough and sook in the snotters !! he was fat and repulsive ! retched little man… So when he wanted to get off he tried to just squeeze past me.. now normally this may have been ok however today I have 3 bags with me as im going home for the weekend !
So if he is reading EXCUSE ME! Works fucking wonders ! and if you want to be polite add on a little Please.. go on, just for comedy effect…
My day started off really good.. I awoke at the hour that was 6 of a 30ish and got up and got myself ready packed my bags for the east and headed off to get the bus all bright and earllllllllyyyy yeah !! but then.. then it happened !! Some cunt !! yes a cunt drove past and went into a big puddle and the water splashed !!
So like im sitting on this bus total para that I got big dirty water marks on my face and a few folk are looking but I think that was just the seats they were in tbh.. but still !!
Im fine now though !!
I was at a craft fair the other day with my mate. It was put on by The Glasgow Craft Mafia… lolz gid name, anyway we had ordered a few drinks these were, one latte, cola and lemonade….
The geek behind the counter who had a sorta wheres wally look about him was like so, latte,cola n lemonade… I pause.. hmmm nah ..he wouldn’t…
There you go that’s blah blah blah.. um my mate says , we asked for a lemonade aswell.. Oh says wheres weirdo.. I thought you meant together… we all look at the murky peat water like concoction infront of us…. EH NAW!! We might be in a Vegan place n all that but really… Who fucking drinks Cola and Lemonade mixed together !
