I love .....
http://www.gumtree.co.uk/ it rocks my socks
I have a laugh at this everyday the msgs people leave looking for folk or just folk looking for jobs loads of random shite.....
Anyway we were bored at work and stumpled across this:
im a tall glaswegian male, very happy with my body and happy to show it off, mid twenties with good knowledge of life and can hold an interesting conversation.i am happy to come round to yours undress, and while naked perform any tasks you have for me, i take direction well and dont mind being handled.light cleaning, dinner parties, girls nights in, ann summers etc so just sit and watch me.i can supply references, measurements and photos BUT ladies and couples only. NO MALES
And well it made us laugh and we just had to….
Lolzzz at the naked bloke
Scene 1
Us: hi we are interested for a party
Naked bloke: Hi, Not a problem. What kind of party are you hosting? What would my duties include at the party and do you have a rough estimate of how many guests? Thanks,
(he is polite)
Us: Hi, Yes it would be an ann summers party.. about 17 females.. is that to much for you to handle??? What do you look like because us gurls love a good looking cute guy... who has a bigger surprise than the best of ann summers gifts
NB: Hi, I am in the office at the moment therefore i am unable to send any pics to you. Have some on the laptop at home though if you are still wanting. I am 6'2, blonde hair, blue eyes, medium build and ~8inches. When i am there most of, if not all the time i will have an errection, from the sounds of this party that would not be much of a problem however it has been before so i thought i would mention it! At the party what will my duties include and when is it? Thanks for your interest,
Us: Hi NB, The party will be the 31st of March.. How do you know you will have a hard on??? Your duties will be to wait on us, serve us drinks... and just generally let us have fun with you.... Or if you prefer you can tell me what you would like to do.. also what do you charge for this?? Yes send a pic, we would love to see our treat for the night
NB: I'm sure i will have a hardon. 17 females in a room with white wine and vibrators everywhere, im getting a hardon right now just thinking about it! Would it be rude of me to ask for a photo from you before attending? Usually i do this for £25 a night (and a few drinks). However, may i be so bold as to ask if you would like to meet one night before the party and then we can see how we both feel about it? 17 females is quite a bit more guests than i have encountered before. Well, 10 more actually!
Us: lolzzz you have just made me laugh so hard :) no not rude at all.. :) what age are you??? how many times have you actually done this??
NB:Apologies as i meant to ask the average age of your attendees, was just thinking that. I am 24. Since putting the ad up on the gumtree website i have been to three parties which were all great fun. Simply doing the tasks you mentioned, serving drinks, general chitchat. Its a good laugh really. Sorry for getting a bit carried away with myself in the last Email, just thought id chance my arm...well to start with haha!....
Sooooooo there you go !!!
Some people are mad!! I love it...
http://www.gumtree.co.uk/ it rocks my socks
I have a laugh at this everyday the msgs people leave looking for folk or just folk looking for jobs loads of random shite.....
Anyway we were bored at work and stumpled across this:
im a tall glaswegian male, very happy with my body and happy to show it off, mid twenties with good knowledge of life and can hold an interesting conversation.i am happy to come round to yours undress, and while naked perform any tasks you have for me, i take direction well and dont mind being handled.light cleaning, dinner parties, girls nights in, ann summers etc so just sit and watch me.i can supply references, measurements and photos BUT ladies and couples only. NO MALES
And well it made us laugh and we just had to….
Lolzzz at the naked bloke
Scene 1
Us: hi we are interested for a party
Naked bloke: Hi, Not a problem. What kind of party are you hosting? What would my duties include at the party and do you have a rough estimate of how many guests? Thanks,
(he is polite)
Us: Hi, Yes it would be an ann summers party.. about 17 females.. is that to much for you to handle??? What do you look like because us gurls love a good looking cute guy... who has a bigger surprise than the best of ann summers gifts
NB: Hi, I am in the office at the moment therefore i am unable to send any pics to you. Have some on the laptop at home though if you are still wanting. I am 6'2, blonde hair, blue eyes, medium build and ~8inches. When i am there most of, if not all the time i will have an errection, from the sounds of this party that would not be much of a problem however it has been before so i thought i would mention it! At the party what will my duties include and when is it? Thanks for your interest,
Us: Hi NB, The party will be the 31st of March.. How do you know you will have a hard on??? Your duties will be to wait on us, serve us drinks... and just generally let us have fun with you.... Or if you prefer you can tell me what you would like to do.. also what do you charge for this?? Yes send a pic, we would love to see our treat for the night
NB: I'm sure i will have a hardon. 17 females in a room with white wine and vibrators everywhere, im getting a hardon right now just thinking about it! Would it be rude of me to ask for a photo from you before attending? Usually i do this for £25 a night (and a few drinks). However, may i be so bold as to ask if you would like to meet one night before the party and then we can see how we both feel about it? 17 females is quite a bit more guests than i have encountered before. Well, 10 more actually!
Us: lolzzz you have just made me laugh so hard :) no not rude at all.. :) what age are you??? how many times have you actually done this??
NB:Apologies as i meant to ask the average age of your attendees, was just thinking that. I am 24. Since putting the ad up on the gumtree website i have been to three parties which were all great fun. Simply doing the tasks you mentioned, serving drinks, general chitchat. Its a good laugh really. Sorry for getting a bit carried away with myself in the last Email, just thought id chance my arm...well to start with haha!....
Sooooooo there you go !!!
Some people are mad!! I love it...
