I love my bus

It seems like ages since I last blogged here !!
It was ages I guess, it was the first time that they blocked myspaz from work actually..
Oh and look what has happened again !! its been blocked so back to Old Donnas for a wee blog or to !!

So whats been happening … well let me tell you..

Actually Ive not been up to much.. Ive been doing as much overtime as poss, working away 7 days a week most weeks !! crazy. Obv im doing it for more money but I don’t know what I want to do with it.. I was meant to goto The Dam but I changed my mind… So maybe I will put it away somewhere or invest it on something !!!

Or just spend it on clothes and silly sweetys and Halloween stuff.

So lets talk about Buses!! My fav subject it seems..
Ive had a few wee funny bus journeys over the last week.

Why is it that people like to sit on a bus with all the windows shut? I know its getting cold in the morning but come on !
Its 7.37am and my bus is full of workers going to work (most of these are workmen and the bus is stinkin!! Its like a giant duvet cover and my head is being held under to smell the champion of all farts!! all the corners are sealed and I can slowly feel the smell crawl into every orophis … I want to get off !!

Im sitting on the bus (it’s the 263 if you interested) its about 6.50pm the bus is busy and I decide Im gonna sit up front (sumtimes there is baddies on it) So I take my seat right at the front.. the bus is a bit smelly, there are crumbs on the seats that sit horizontal to the buses length, the shopping bit is filled with crisp pokes, empty bottles, abused papers and a small scummy child !. This bus truly is bogging !

Said scummy child is sitting with her fatty momma and her equally grotty brother.. what is this family ? Pigs ??

Sister Pig is sporting a messy blonde bobbled hair do,pink top covered in what I can only imagine is juice, sweet and slavour stains.. her face covered in food and Mud..lolz prob not mud but she looks like she has been playing in it..
She starts to sing I wish I was a punk rocker !! and brother pig joins in they take it in turns to sing words.. it sounds ok.. yeah they could earn a bob or two on the street.. there fatty momma hiding round the corner watching with her beady eye…

Pig brother starts up “ Listen, Listen, I will do a rap, this is rap”
The then starts to sing the same song putting a lil more depth into each lyric and making it last that little bit longer, then adds a little bit of attitude into the mix.
Pig sister is not amused… she goes back to singing her song her way… Onlookers look on disgusted by the mess and song..

Hmmm this story is long.. Anyway, it ends up by pig sister picking up some bottle that has been lying there.. some voice heps up from the back.. It’s the Boar of the bunch… Hoi Fatty Momma pig, stop her touching that!! WTF is the dad doing up the back of the bus !!! Hmmm I don’t know if I would want to be associated with them either I guess..

Sooooo I have another bus story and a £1 shop story but I save them for next time !!!

Take care and god speed whatever

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