X-rated at my dentist

Friday...

I was back up at the dental hospital again getting.. the cute dentist whisked me away to a wee room where he wedged something hard into my mouth, it hurt :( it made me bleed, he then zapped me with something that mezmorised me!! Zappppp zappp.. 5 mins later he removed this hard thing and within a couple of mins I had a lovely xray of my bad tooth... next he decide to inject another large object into my mouth this time it squirted funny stuff into my gum... ohh it was big and it felt soooo nice.. I love jags :) anyway the afternoon consisted on many a double entendres which I love.... its fucked up to think i get turned on by the dentist i mean, he is cute, he had his fingers in my mouth and the facial expressions he made whilst concentrating Mmmmm.. I love the way mouths look when they are doing things.. anyway,

i have to go back to the dentist.. what a shame lolz...

So three and a half hours later I am peeled from the dentist chair and head to get my mates in Est Est .. there i drink copius amount of heineken (it tastes citrus) then eat some garlic bread and chips.. (amazing garlic bread) have a cutie with a greek nose (i love noses) steal me a teaspoon... I then head for Reflex.. my my its gayer than gay in this place but i love it... talking of 80s i love this song : Calvin Harris Acceptable In The 80s its sooooo amazing.. it had me dancing away in my bathroom.. aye so end up leaving there to go get my mate in a secret location lolz, anyway its strange that someone can be soooo nice but really they do nothing for you... and its like a horse.. wierd wierd wierd... (i shall regret saying that) So I wasnt well I had to get home A.S.A.P so I jumped a taxi and spoke to another mate on the fone, i remember telling him I had to go.. now, now now... It was at that point that i felt it.. you know that way where your mouth waters and you know you are gonna be sick… on no!! well I didn’t know what to do,
Be sick in the cab and pay a hefty fine or ask him to stop and risk him not letting me back in cab… Sooo I done what all good lil gurls should do and well I swallowed…

How rank!! I don’t mind much else about that night..