WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS WEATHER?? ISNT IT JUST GORGEOUS!!
YES VERY!!
I HAD A WEE HALF DAY YESTERDAY SO I WALKED HOME, AS I STROLLED THROUGH GLASGOW GREEN THE BLOSSOM FALLING FROM THE TREES A BIG SMILE APPEARED ON MY FACE…
FOLK MUST THINK IM A RETARD SMILING ALL THE TIME.. AGAIN TODAY I WAS PISSING MYSELF ON THE BUS TO RADIO 1… I CANT HELP BUT DO IT…
SO LAST NIGHT I WATCHED THAT CHANNEL PROG ON CHANNEL 4 IT WAS ABOUT EUNUCHS HOWEVER I SHALL CALL THEM EWOKS
REALLY THE SAME BOTH FURRY LITTLE THINGS..
ANYWAY THIS PROG WAS ABOUT MEN WHO DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE THERE BALLS, THEY BASICALLY WANTED TO BE CASTRATED..
NOW I FOUND THIS QUITE INTERESTING CAUSE PEOPLE WERE CALLING THEM FREAKS AND WHAT NOT..
NOW REALLY WOULD YOU CALL A MAN WHO HAD CANCER AND HAD TO GET HIS BALLS REMOVED A FREAK?? NO YOU WOULDN’T..
WHAT ELSE I FOUND STRANGE WAS THE FACT THAT NO DOCTOR WOULD REALLY DO IT, NOW WHY IS IT THEY ARE QUITE HAPPY TO PERFORM BREAST AND PENIS ENLARGEMENTS ON PEOPLE BUT NOT REMOVE BALLS?
SURELY ITS UP TO THE PERSON.. WHILE SOME DONE IT AT THE AGE OF 20 I THOUGHT MAYBE A BIT EARLY HOWEVER AGAIN EACH TO THERE OWN, THAT’S WHAT MAKES US AN INTERESTIN BUNCH..
THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY WHO WAS PRIEST AND HE HAD HIS REMOVED AND A VAG MADE BUT HEY KEPT HIS DICK..
I FOUND IT STRANGE THAT THEY ALL GOT THERE BALLS REMOVED YET THEY KEPT THERE DICKS..
ONE GUY EVEN DONE IT HIMSELF WITH THE THINGS FARMERS USE..
ALL I THOUGHT WAS
~CRUNCH~
AGAIN ANOTHER GORGEOUS DAY AND I PLAN TO WALK HOME.. I LOVE WHEN ITS LIKE THIS.
WHY IS IT WHEN I ALWAYS GO TO WRITE THIS BLOG I FORGET WHAT I HAVE TO SAY???
ITS EASTER IN WORK TODAY AND THERE ARE LITTLE YELLOW CHICK THINGS ABOUT, I HAVE PICKED UP 2 AND THEY ARE BOTH DEFORMED, POOR WEE THINGS.. OHHH TODAY A BIRD FLEW INTO A BUS STOP MOMENTS BEFORE I ARRIVED.. IT WAS LYING THERE ALL DAZED AND CONFUSSED, I FELT BAD FOR IT, I JUST HAVE A FEELING SOMEONE IS GONNA COME AND STAND ON IT.. THANK GOODNESS IM NOT GETTING THE BUS HOME OR I WOULD BE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW..
WHY DO I WORRY ABOUT THESE THINGS???
ANYWAY THIS PROG WAS ABOUT MEN WHO DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE THERE BALLS, THEY BASICALLY WANTED TO BE CASTRATED..
NOW I FOUND THIS QUITE INTERESTING CAUSE PEOPLE WERE CALLING THEM FREAKS AND WHAT NOT..
NOW REALLY WOULD YOU CALL A MAN WHO HAD CANCER AND HAD TO GET HIS BALLS REMOVED A FREAK?? NO YOU WOULDN’T..
WHAT ELSE I FOUND STRANGE WAS THE FACT THAT NO DOCTOR WOULD REALLY DO IT, NOW WHY IS IT THEY ARE QUITE HAPPY TO PERFORM BREAST AND PENIS ENLARGEMENTS ON PEOPLE BUT NOT REMOVE BALLS?
SURELY ITS UP TO THE PERSON.. WHILE SOME DONE IT AT THE AGE OF 20 I THOUGHT MAYBE A BIT EARLY HOWEVER AGAIN EACH TO THERE OWN, THAT’S WHAT MAKES US AN INTERESTIN BUNCH..
THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY WHO WAS PRIEST AND HE HAD HIS REMOVED AND A VAG MADE BUT HEY KEPT HIS DICK..
I FOUND IT STRANGE THAT THEY ALL GOT THERE BALLS REMOVED YET THEY KEPT THERE DICKS..
ONE GUY EVEN DONE IT HIMSELF WITH THE THINGS FARMERS USE..
ALL I THOUGHT WAS
~CRUNCH~
AGAIN ANOTHER GORGEOUS DAY AND I PLAN TO WALK HOME.. I LOVE WHEN ITS LIKE THIS.
WHY IS IT WHEN I ALWAYS GO TO WRITE THIS BLOG I FORGET WHAT I HAVE TO SAY???
ITS EASTER IN WORK TODAY AND THERE ARE LITTLE YELLOW CHICK THINGS ABOUT, I HAVE PICKED UP 2 AND THEY ARE BOTH DEFORMED, POOR WEE THINGS.. OHHH TODAY A BIRD FLEW INTO A BUS STOP MOMENTS BEFORE I ARRIVED.. IT WAS LYING THERE ALL DAZED AND CONFUSSED, I FELT BAD FOR IT, I JUST HAVE A FEELING SOMEONE IS GONNA COME AND STAND ON IT.. THANK GOODNESS IM NOT GETTING THE BUS HOME OR I WOULD BE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW..
WHY DO I WORRY ABOUT THESE THINGS???
SO MY TILING IS GOING WELL, ITS LOOKING REALLY NICE, HOWEVER THE ROBOT IS NOT AND I NEED TO HAVE THESE MADE!! BUT IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN SO IM ANNOYED AT MYSELF...
ANYWAY.. IM FINISHED IN 17 MINS SO I BEST GET SOME WORK DONE,
OH WAIT GOT MY BREAK FIRST...
5 comments:
"Outlaw kisses are better", eh? Why do women always go for the bastards?
We love a bit of the bastard.. plus they are normally durty cunts!!
I think more men should cunt up!
Del - it's so they can be 'the one' to 'change them'. Am I right or am I right?
Donna, did they say what they do with all the surplace balls once they'd been hacked off? Because if they can remove them, and give you a fanny and a nob, then I don't see any reason why they can't graft them on to someone who has always wanted to have a spare nutsack to feel 'normal'. And why stop at having two sets of balls, why not three? Or five or fifteen? Just imagine the sort of damage you could do if you were firing that sort of amunition out of your weapon? So women like a bastard do they? Well let's see how much they like it when they're being fired 100ft into the air on top of a spunk geyser!!
Why can't women just let men be fucking nice to them?!
Cos eventually when you try to be a bastard when you're not naturally one - you fuck it up and sound like a psycho cos you're no good at it...
I imagine.
Teddy, I'm with you on that one, especially Glaswegian women are the worst in the world when you are nice to them...they think you are really just a cunt and are kidding on to be nice.....
Donna, I cringed reading your description of farmer guy losing his balls....how could anyone do that to themselves?
Why did they want to lose there balls in the first place lolz?
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