Tuesday 27 November 2007

Its not that good tbh

It was funny this morning.. well sorta, I probably shouldn’t laugh at this like but well there was a old sorta guy on the bus and like he had something wrong with his hand, well anyway, he went to get off the bus and like he was standing waiting to get off and he had scratch at his trousers !! lolzaa

Anyway this man gets off the bus and stops still in the middle of the road, fag in his gub,, his bad hand and then the other hand he stands there pulling the trousers and pants no doubt out of his arse !! it made me chuckle !!

So last nights bus journey nothing that exciting but I feel I have to mention it only cause I thought whats the point !!

The 16 single decker comes up, packed, the 18 double decker comes up, gets packed, and I think im not gonna squeeze I cant be bothered with sweaty 6pm bodies squashed up beside me… so I wait for the next bus which happens to be another DD 18 however the bus driver tries to show that he wont stop cause the 18 infront .. so me and another woman stand there like !!!!!

However the fat hairy man pulls over as the other 18 moves and says in a rather abrupt nasty tone “ you could have got that one” we said it was full, he says “ If you didn’t see me you would have “ to which I reply NO, I was waiting on the next bus !!!!
Anyway he starts to move, cursing at the drivers in front and bringing up his glut !! Charming man he is not …. I thought hmm bit out of order, is job is to deliver people to where they want to be !! Anyway, I get off the bus at my stop and say ever so sweetly “ Thank you very much” and smile a big child like smile !!

Ha ! take that man of nastiness !!!

Last night I started to finish my gnome for my friend, it looks ok so far !!

The end

2 comments:

Allan said...

Why do bus drivers get bothered if you don't get the one in front anyway? What does it matter to them if they have to stop.. they probably don't like people being able to sit in comfort and would rather drive round behind a packed uncomfortable bus all day.

Complete Lack Of Surprise said...

A bus driver who doesn't like to stop, is a man very much in the wrong line of employment.

You should have tuned him in and said: "I'll fucking decided what bus I want to get. Eyes front, Cunto."