There was a time

Hmmm today I saw a mullet.. I was standing in the bus stop and this hooded creature walks up and removes the hood like a scene from Star wars when someone removes the hood of their cloak (if that doesnt happen in star wars it should,maybe I will rewrite it for them and this can be added into the star wars that was set before the first star wars., so it will be like the first ever star wars,yes quite) Anyway this thing!! stands there infront of me... and I start to notice that my view of the road ahead is blocked!! blocked by what you may ask? Well I shall tell you, it was only blocked by her Head!! You remember that friends episode where Chandler Bing!!!! is like going on dates with gurls and this gurl has a massive head well thats what hers was like..
So to recap this Woman!! has a Mullet and a very large head.. Not much going for her then really... (hmm I could have made that funnier) anyway I was shocked..

Eventually my bus came and well I got on it.....journey..... I go to get off the bus however Jabba the hut is only bloody standing infront of me!!!!

(what is it with star wars cast these days) Now you would think in this day and age that we are used to fat people however I still get a wee shock.. this guy was massive, i was gonna start placing bets with the folk on the bus to see if he would get off... speaking of fatties, can you believe that 8 year olds mother is now saying that its the socials fault as they should have done something sooner.. Now i didnt watch that programme last night but i heard she was a lazy cow..

I had a good chinese last night, £2.60 it cost me.. small chicken fried rice and portion chips,free prawn crackers to... and it was Yummmmy!!

I also bought a hamster last night, She is called Tilly :) although i did want to name her Milford cubicle, so that will be here AkA name!