Funny lil things

So as I was on the number 18 bus I sat and pondered what if all these celebs who goto rehab get brainwashed and stuff??

No wonder that lil lady said NO NO NO!!!

but seriously can you imagine how fucking good it would be?? I mean they would turn into like wierdo zombies.. Hmm well we all know brit is nearly there... she is begining to look like Mr Clean aswell!!!

see Uncanny!!!

we could finally get rid of them all and stop all the shite office talk of ohhhhh look so and so is 5 stone.. oh they are living seperatly, really who gives a fuck... lets talk about real life stuff like ummmmm...like how the prisonors of barlinnie want there own underwear... now thats breaking news!!!!

see there is a new doll on the market to

So whilst on this bus this morning I saw a man with a fancy bag.. well a rucksack.. now I dont know about these people.. cause well his bag said this:

and it was a

Now I dont know like but I dont think I would like to walk about with this bag, it just screams ponce does it not??? Yes!! Anyway that man may not have worked for them but im sure he did and I dont know I just think its pretty lame.. not jealous likes...

I miss the train :( I miss the stories and the people... the number 18 is just not the same...

See there is now competion for that wee fat bastard kid.. they all coming out the woodwork now... My kid is fatter than you they all cry!!! .. wonder how much they get paid for there stories and if it all goes on fast food?

anyway enough of this shite!