So last night I was Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool (stolen from fresh prince) when none other than
Barry Scott aka Clit bang man appeared my screen....
Barry Scott aka Clit bang man appeared my screen....He started shouting down the screen to me, shouting that women loved it bascially, I was just left thing 2 things.. 1. Fuck im sueing the cunt for making me deaf and 2. sexist pig? ???
Buses!! Last nights bus ride smelly person in front and someone spewing on the top deck!! I love it!!!
Then this morning the polish bus driver he went mad.. the fire door went off and it was beeping and he came out his wee cab bit hands in hair cursing but he cursed in english even funnier!!.. he got back to his cab and went to pull away from the lights (he had already missed them turn green once) anyway it happened again and once more he got out and started cursing and swearing... I think the fact that I was smirking (couldnt be helped) and him noticing wasnt very good either... but i chuckled to myself.....
Chuckle makes me think of
dont know why so dont ask...Anyway there was a big elephant on the bus this morning... ok ok thats nasty, she was big though and well she got up and her arse was like well if you had a board you could go surfing on it like it was the sea!! (wavey) anyway it was like her arse was low low down and well i cant explain but she had her trousers up her arse and her arse was rank... shudder!
maybe it is best i keep myself not known cause if im saying things like that it aint good....
Sooo last night, didnt do much, cleaned up properly cause i had got messy the night before with making that tshirt... no doubt all will be revealed with that one shortly.. so last night I just put up some new kewl pics in my kitchen.. I should really put some pics up here to show you but I wont....
oh I also unwrapped the present I got.. (sorry Some Machine) he/she looks good in my bedroom.. but it may be moved.. (what is its name by the way)
Soo nothing exciting... tonight im working late :( blahhhhhhhh
my blog is boring im sorry...
ps good film
5 comments:
I called him Mr Bourigaurd (well I did in the spot the difference blog anyway) but he's your puppy, I mean hippo now to call what ever you like (..Allan's a nice name though)
I don't think that fatty would be able to chase you down even if your true identity came out... also I'm sure she probably thinks of herself as kate moss and wouldn't know you were talking about her.
Hey :-)
A Polish bus driver? No wonder he was fucked off having to drive a bus through Glasgow. He's probably yearning for a return to stunning Krakow. I know i am!
Teddy
i think th polish bus drivers might solve the ned culture in town. Cause the polish right. they are murderers and tough yeah? so the neds will ken this and shite it or get murdered hurrah! for the polish!
ps, one word
Nadine Baget.
yeah yeah? Hmmm?
HAHAH you fucking spacker look at your blog entry again! HARHARHAHR
yeah i know, this happens all the time with the barry scott pic !!
proof he is a fucking arsehole
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