Polish girls are very pretty.. this is always a good place to start.. I saw one on the bus today, I think us scots gurls should take note… the guys are not that nice, and it always seems its pretty polish gurls with ugly men, soooo the men here have a chance.. I think if we breed with the polish we will have gorgeous children!!
Look at it this way
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Sooo really we are all fucking winners it seems.. Ugly Britain with pretty polish gurl = cute baby
Ugly polish man with Scottish gurly (nice or not) = cute baby..
It makes sense…
As nike says JUST DO IT !!
Now I had an ann summers party last night, it was good, I got very very drunk and got some lovely things… Some people have taste don’t they ..yes you!
Anyway it was a good night I got v v drunk.. and I actually got embarrassed, I never get embarrassed.. The gurl said right, put this stuff on your boobs,!! So we did.. I was embarrassed, its really for your Pussy but she said not to do that unless you wanted to, so I opted for the boobs… The gurl then pulls out the Proto something 2 … (fancy names for these fanny teasers) So she comes up to me first and says…
Just place this against your Clit !!!..
Now, I don’t get embarrassed re the whole sex chat stuff and im happy to flash my fanny to any Tom Dick and Hairy but when a stranger asks you to put a little pulsating pebble against my clit infront of your friends you kinda get a lil embarrassed.. However after the gurl explained no I just want you to put it on top of your Jeans !! I was all for it… Sooo little pebble in position,legs crossed and off we go… So it starts from Monday and it runs through the week… Saturday a bit jumpy like a broken down car needing a good kickstart.. (like some men I would guess..not the ones I know though) Anyway turns out Tuesday,wed and Sunday were winners…
Made me laugh a lot.. thank goodness I had went to the loo before hand..
We didn’t really play any dirty dirty games but its good to learn about the people you are friends with… and my my what a bunch of sluts my friends are hehehehheh…
So that was last night and I had fun and people liked my new wee flat so I was happy….
Also yesterday.. I was getting myself ready in my room and I just happened to see this thing go by.. I had a good wee laugh to myself .. I shouldn’t be like that cause each to there own and I cant talk for the way I dress but…
This guy was obv trying to be Flava Flav !! he had a grey trackie on with a cap and this big massive bling round his neck….
trying his hand at 
aye and then I saw this gurl the other day to and she had her cap to the side…. Lmao!!
But I shouldn’t be a hater!!
Anyone mind this wee programme?? I loved itttttt
Soooo thats really all I have to talk about at this moment in time...
I shall leave you with this thought though....
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
4 comments:
And thats what I call commenting on your blog.
Best wishes with your writing and I hope they are as successful as mine.
I could never be as good as you Mr Bamford...
I too have made this observation, polish women are stunners, polish men are ugly bastards.. like me.. hence the plan to move to Poland as soon as I get some cash. Poland it should be called Dreamland!
Sorry it took me so long to comment, I don't know if it's something to do with blogger beta but I couldn't link from my blog to your blog from your profile?
Anyway, happy blogging!
Oh can I just add that Ann Summers partys prove that girls are more sex obsessed than boys.. you wouldn't get a Brian Summers party.. "right lads here's the latest in pocket vaginas.. come on Ken, just slip it over your bell end"
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